Kaptain couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.
Kaptain gives his advise and assistance freely to others but cannot seem to help himself.
Kaptain is the type of person who loses money on the stamp machines in Las Vegas.
Hey Kaptain, I'll give you one thing: you've got balls - big ones. They may be mine, and bouncing off your chin, but you've still got them.
How about this Thai, You're not even worthy of being called chicken-shit, you sloppy piece of newly hatched chicklet diarrhea.
Kaptain stated in a different post; I don't post pathetic jokes that are older than I am...in a rather sad attempt to fit in. Besides, I've...
I've got an idea; how about you go get a spoon, then you can eat my ass.
Dr. Roboto, orders a cheese burger from 'McDonalds' and says "hold the cheese"!
Who are you calling retarded? Your mother told me that you like big black men ramming their cocks in your ass and then shoving it down your mouth...
A lion in the zoo was lying in the sun licking its butt when a visitor turned to the zookeeper and said, "That's a docile old thing isn't it?"...
10 TRUTHS BLACK AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT: 1. Elvis is dead. 2. Having your children curse you out in public is not...
The word is Asshole, not Arsehole. The only reason you pronounce it arsehole, is because of two things, #1. Lack of a superior education. #2....
Frosty, you are a cold bastard, and a smart man at the same time. We need to Party!
Here's a big word, MAAAAAAANDYGEEEEE
Our cheeseburgers are still better than fish n chips! OH wait, if your people did not sexually fool around with your cattle, you would not have...
USA,USA,USA
Please take a moment to look @ a map of the Dallas-Ft.Worth area. If you use a highlighter, you can trace the highways and find the nut sack is...
Women are to be seen and spanked. Not heard from! They want equal rights. OK, let them pay ALL of the bills, mow the yard and protect us from...
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