Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. Your orgasms are real. Always. Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours....
"I was kidding about being sterile, you know." "Do you always fart like that when someone shoves it in?" "How come it's so BIG in there?"...
Q. What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A. Wiped his ass. Q. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? A....
A koala bear was approached by a prostitute. Since he had never been with one before, he was curious and excited. They spent the night together in...
Several years ago the United States funded a study to determine why the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Spooky Action: I only re-posted it for you as an excuse to(try)...
I knew that someone out there had a pic of the Kaptain and his first mate/date.
Kaptain with his first mate, or is it date? [img]
What does Black pussy taste like? Eating mayonaise with a Brillo pad.
Fart Pipe surfing
Sometimes it's not easy to be the friend of George W. Bush -- I know that. If you know what I mean. - George W. Bush, Houston, Texas, Sep. 12,...
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kaptain Skitzo: I translate that as "Damn, I hope this works!"...
The last time I saw Kaptain Skitzo, he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kaptain Skitzo: I figured I'd start out at your level....something...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kaptain Skitzo: Pot, meet Kettle...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That...
MANDYG is most likely to have the complete collection of Michael Jackson, Gary Glitter, Elton John and George Michael CDs.
Kaptain Skitzo will wait for feedback and criticism; the truth is he just want's you to kiss his ass and call it ice cream.
If you had even the faintest trace of honor and decency in your hideously deformed gimpmobile of a rat-runt's diseased carcass, you would...
If you are not a moron, you are doing a first-rate impression of one.
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