one time I was an ER when I was pregnant with my first son... they sent me into a room for an ultrasound. on the exam table was a big mushy turd...
nope... I dont keep up with my period - but I am guessing you will know when it comes... Find the date of when I bleed on the bed- somewhere in...
when I am mad at a business, I take a bottle of Buck Lure or Fox Lure and sprinkle it around. But karma got me, and one I lost the cap and a...
um happy birthday , you nasty rude asshole. If I lived in your town.... I would buy you a hooker. But not the kind you want. It would be a...
did not know that... but yeah, I dont mind pickin up some chicks. here dykes drive small pick ups.
I never thought I would say this, But I love the Chevy Avalanche... I drove one today. I feel it is a little on the redneck side.... but who...
what you did is not a prank... pranks are funny little things you do to people you know. What you did is something you do to an enemy. I just...
doesnt "jam session" mean jamming it in her turd toter my god -why is it everything I post has to do with buttholes or doodoo - wtf.
Grateful Dead. (first boyfriend was a hippy) First concert I went to ... that I wanted to was Front 242
ah... duh - That would have been better then spending $100. JK
I dont get it? Im a little slow and tarded this AM
this scene always cracks me up... nasty little kids. But my favorite is the guy that pimps out his downs syndrome sister. .... oh and the albino...
was that a good thing?... seems like they would get infested with rats. I hear all the time about communities bringing in snakes because of crops...
to be honest I bought it from my mom's pot dealer... MAN that sounds bad. I paid $100 for it and treated his puppy for parvo. Weird that my...
I know I have some of those as well, I also have huge collection Garbage Pail Kids cards - I am sure they are all molding like hell in a box...
it was all new ones... He has all of his dad's old ones plus I bought a bunch in bulk lots on ebay...plus the brat picks up a new one here and...
oh no... is this you ... odd. I never hear the name Krokus come up... and in the past month, 3 times. Its a sign...
Like I said... both suck,,, and whoever wins... we will bitch about them once they are in office.
thrift stores rock... I call it treasure hunting. My husband gets the most disgusted face when I come home from one with loads of junk... my son...
I think its a beautiful pic... much better then our childhood beach pics of my dad, pulling us into the deep then doing the JAWS music ... we all...
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