BAck to the " That Feelin" I was just driving and a creepy X mas song was on... and I am pretty sure it was sign that I will die on X mas....
ok Surmayye araasac.. sharmuta
Arabian Body.... so you have a small penis and a hairy ass crack... nice
thank you Eddie Murphy .. like 25 + years ago.
when I filled out the religion part I put a check by ALL of them... and in the "Other" blank I put - "all of them" The nurse or whatever said...
Danzig is a midget ... with a deformed dingdong.
I like watching old game shows...and I sit and wonder " 24 years later ...do they still have that _____ they won" I also picture them having a...
I just got home from 2012... how fucking depressing. Damn even all the previews of other movies were depressing. However I am excited about the...
Mike Patton AND Trent Reznor... looked the same when I saw them ... junkie faggy crack whores
hehe I found a little one... hey that is the furniture the Arab has been looking for .. its 2.05 into a bunch of other commercials... the wolfman...
I was trying to find a local commercial we had.. for a furniture store with the most god awful ugly shit... it was father and daughter... the dad...
they asked Billy Maze to sell the Snuggly... and he said NO- it is fucking stupid. and that is a true story - that I just made up
went to buy the Hummer (kids battery drivable) stupid rednecks said "meet me at the Shell gas station" so I did... he did not have it, then...
well I was thinking about sendin one of my found antique treasures... but then remembered you are germaphobe
hey phatty can you get a package??? I got some GA dawg shit I need to regift . I wish one of you fugly bastards was having a baby... I have...
well if that is the rule... I need to go buy something else... hehehe.
figured I would sand your cock for ya . I didnt get ya sheeeeiot I did pick up a few things for pukey yesterday. - I be sendin that...
is today your birthday... it says on yahoo it is. I got a reminder on that yahoo contact thingy. um if it is ..happy birfday
no just blurred. going to the doc at 11
right now I am wearing an eye patch... I made it myself... cotton and tape... I shot myself in the eye with an edamame bean... like real hard. I...
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