...rey. Not ery. And thank you. I'm fucking cute, I know. It's a curse.
I'm the one on the bottom left with the gray sweater.
No. Those were my roommates at the time. We all started to move out so we got dressed up in our dorkiest looking clothes and went to JC Penny's...
That went right by me. Pounds as in money or pounds as in weight? And what does 'knock back' mean over there?
That poor guy is always in the hospital. What was the matter with him? And a better question, what sort of a hospital was it?
Now what? I mean, other than take it to a gun range and shoot at targets with it, what fun is it? It looks cool though
Stanley?
What was that powder that was in that card you sent to me? I've been itching like crazy ever since I got it. I snorted most of it but it didn't...
I don't talk fast. You just listen slow.
Nursey met some flabby, rich prick from the forums and I made the mistake of meeting up with some succubus from Seattle back in 2002. I don't...
Icenhour wanted me to come down to bumfuck Alabama or wherever she is from and have her do some dominatrix routine on me but I never took her up...
That's old. 2005 or so. For some reason, I've aged about 10 years in the past three.
That explains a lot of what you post here. :)
Marlboros. Red, box. Since I was about 14. If you're going to do something, do it right.
I'm one of these idiots. I won't tell you which one: http://mezick.net/dumbasses.jpg
I have to admit, that's a very real and scary possibility. Every time I see him or his wife live on TV, all I keep thinking is that, at any...
I'm sorry in advance for this, but does anybody care to start the 'countdown til Barry's granddaughter turns 18 clock'?
So far I've brewed an IPA, a California style Imperial Pale Ale and now I have something I made up myself (a 'gingered ale') in the fermentor....
... Or a "handbag full of rainbows". I forgot exactly how you phrased it.
Monotonous or monogamous? Was that a Freudian slip? Like when I asked you how you were doing that one time and you meant to answer, "I'm...
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