Thats why I don't remember second grade. This changes everything.
Well, I guess I wans't sexy enough to get molested by my troop leader.
I was a Cub scout for a year. First or second grade, can't remember which one.
I saw a 12yo kid get hit by a car... Yeah one up that bitches.
I get that all the time, mostly right after I sneeze. The only thing that really works is to make the noise. Sadly, I sneeze a lot and usually...
My Mom took my kids for at least this week, maybe next week too. Since, I work nights though, I can't really take advantage of it.
OKC isn't that far away, come up here and have some fun.
Oklahoma got rid of the inspections. Now we have a ton of cars with one headlight and bad exhaust. Great job Oklahoma.
Actually my great great aunt
Sadly, for a few seconds I thought this might have been my great aunt, who's name is Izzy. I am pretty sure she can still walk tho, soooo...
Hahahahaha, Rhonda you look soo much better than her. I can't understand why they are still touring. My wife dl'ed a few heart songs on itunes...
That sucks too, those are really the best nut out there, too bad they cost so much per pound.
seeing who you were.
Maybe it is just me, but there is something to be said about a perfectly symmetrical vagina Or as close to it as can be.
Actually, it was Circuit City, but who's counting.
ugghhh, this guy is a jackass. Video Vigilante my ass. He actually got caught paying a hooker to entice a guy, so he could film it. I think...
Wow, that is crazy. My Dad is a huge Ronnie Milsap fan. At Christmas, he would play the same old Ronnie Milsap tape over and over. I think I...
Well, at least the Fence looks great, good job.
My firend's in laws were deaf and all the beds in the house had some kind of audible/vibrating alarm. He used that as an excuse if he was late,...
well, Breakfast time for me would be right now at 2pm since I just got up for my shift. Lunch is at 8pm and dinner is around 3 am so I don't eat...
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