I work out a lil....but not too much. I don't want to look manly. And, yes, I really do use a ton of beauty products everyday....
Damnit, I misspelled splooge.
Slooge- ejaculate, cum, splurge, baby batter, semen, love juice...ect. I think you get the idea.
I would say...that sounds painful. Maybe we should just shave them? And I hardly think being clean qualifies you as a narcissist. I've got you...
Eeeewwwww....ick. I just noticed you said you'd skip bathing please don't....I don't like it.... Cleanliness is very important. Very. Important....
My Harlan obsession is a mystery, even I haven't the faintest idea.... I don't love Harlan. I actually like you more than him. You are my "type"....
Yesss...I buy it in party size.... But I have to wash it off quickly or else it messes up my complexion. But I would love to oil you up....and...
In C.R.A.P., I think. Read it later....don't run off on me now...
He also called me a weirdo. It's as if he threw it in as an afterthought... He wrote..... Weirdo.
I didn't say anything that bad....I think he meant that I'm sick and depraved for having my little Harlan obsession. I asked if I could have some...
For joy! My limey sex god is back! If you're in the process of laundry duty, perhaps I should hold off on the oil....
And to think....I was about to go get my party size bottle of baby oil! And you've left. That's not nice....you tease.
Well,I wear a 36 or 38 DD, as my weight fluctuates a bit....I would say that they are about as big as honeydew melons. The underwire in my bra is...
Nekkid? Hehe.....ermmmm, sorry....wish I could say the same. I'm wearing my nightie. It's turquoise with black tiger print...and it crowds my tits.
Dunno. She eats normal portions and I have her on reduced caloric intake. I have never been with a man who could deal with my lack of obedeince.I...
That's all I've got to say about that! Pretty self explanitory.
I baked myself for too long...nakie...so I wouldn't have tell tale marks. One day I'll have to take you up on that lotion thing...sounds fun.I'd...
Come on, skully....we already knew he was a turd, didn't we? But this just makes it official.
It's about to become boring again.... Oh well....I am expecting a long distance phone call....it should keep me busy.
Ok. Have fun. I'm sorry if I snapped at you. Hehe...lotion? Now that I would love. It only took a sec to bring the laundry upstairs. Patsy tried...
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