Love ya too buddy! faggot ass faggot...
I can't fucking wait!
If you say so, I can't remember the last time I wanted to fuck a white girl, especially a chubby blond one, but I'll play along, I wish I could...
That made me laugh.
While that is really sweet, I'll pass, I have my own stuff to do....how many pennies do I put in these rolls again??
Don't get bent out of shape, I'd never fuck you, I couldn't stand looking at the 1980's office mom hairdo, but yeah, you'd totally fuck me. Now...
Well she's not bald or anything...
Her chin looks awful, like plastic surgery gone wrong.
Thank you fugly!!!
You'd totally fuck me.
Damnit, I don't come on here for a night or two and I miss all the fun...
By the way, you're welcome Dwaine.
Happy day of birth!!!
That's the one, back in the day a virus was one of the few things that could defeat Spidey!
I know a bunch of us just had our birthdays, so here is a chance for you to brag about any presents you may have gotten! I got these...
I somehow managed to sprain my neck in my sleep....hurts like hell but I now have a bunch of Valium and Percocet thanks to my doc....they also...
I'd call the cops, but id definitely take the cash out of the wallet for your troubles.
HAPPY HAPPY DAY FOR YOU!!!
Happy Birthday Mrs. Nauseous!
Happy Bday B.M.!!!
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