Hey, even though I dont know you. Everyone deserves to hear Happy B-Day. Sooooooooo Happy B-Day Fernando!
Bahahaha:biggrin:
for the guys....... What is the difference between a 9 volt battery and a womans butthole. Even though its wrong, you always seem to put...
I have wondered with a name like dilaudid daisy, just how bogus the charges are. A name can say a lot about a person....
I live in indian terrority, and have many friends whom are indian, but have yet to see Peyote, but if it ever comes my way I will hook you up(for...
I usually leave them in the leave a penny,take a penny box at stores. And have been known to superglue them to the sidewalk a time or two....
Happy belated B-day squirrel.;)
No, she did not have a drivers license in the wallet. Only cash,bank cards,indian blood cards,social security cards and a couple of pictures.
I seriously thought of taking the money out of her wallet, but it wasnt even enough to cover the tubes in my kids tires, plus when I called the...
Im thinking if the wallet was stolen someone would of lifted the cash before they tossed it upon my porch. I called the cops, as my luck runs I...
My sons bike got stolen off of the front porch yearstday. He usually locks it up with his sisters bike, but was in a hurry and forgot. I went...
I bet it was the funeral for this fella.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2uRv8ZE_Tc
I think he law is too lenient(sp) on people who hurt others in vehicle accidents. A friend of mine was on his way to work one morning and was hit...
Strange looking instrument. I found you one on ebay. Up in 15 minutes....
Nicole Brown Simpson, but she got over her jungle fever real quick.
I know of Bob Marley and Zakk Wylde playing the Gibson Les Paul. But thats all off the top of my head. No, I think Eric Clapton played one too......
Bummer...But he was 94. I heard he messed his arm up once and requested for the doctors to fix it a certain way so he could still strum on the...
Technically it was never "in" a car. It was ontop of my Z-28. But the best time was draped over one sweet ass Harley...feeling the vvroooooom...
I have given money to only one bum in my life, well besides my X-husband. This old cat with a beard longer than the ZZ Top fellas, holding up a...
I put this in the wrong forum. Oh well.... Any more good MJ jokes?
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