And bleeding.
Have you ever seen Dwaine's penis??? It's like 14 inches long and six around! A gay orgy wouldn't solve anything. It would just cause more trouble!
Heh... Ass bandits. Riez, you're the whip. Never change. Or do. Whatever.
Their.
I'm drunk/ Too many words. I hate. Mostly you. And other stufff. FUCSK!
Sometimes people laugh at stuff that's not supposed to be funny.
We went to the moon. You were drunk that night. We took turns taking pictures of you with our cocks in your mouth and putting your hand in warm...
I find myself speculating more and more about whether Mama Cass did anal.
Fuck! A JOB! I knew I forgot to do something this week...
Budget cuts. We're only getting a half-pint of goat's blood and a Malaysian sweatshop worker until membership gets back up.
I read the republic and I thought it sucked. I think democracy ends when people realize that they can vote to receive free money from the...
Nursey, I miss your gifs. I didn't vote for him in the last election, but it didn't matter because the outcome was decided before the polls....
An alarming number of those pictures contain some kind of prominent phallic symbol. dot. dot. dot...
This post inspired me to write a poem. It's a traditional Haiku. I hope it helps you find peace. Your mom rolled through. I hit that like a...
Mostly just wishful thinking.
I like to drink gin Also, I like to sleep. I like to buy gas station submarine sandwiches when I come home trashed from the bar and then eat...
Does the costume involve a thong? If so, yes.
I'm making another trip to Salem this holloween. Who's in?
It did, but then I put down my meth pipe and read it again. That time it made more sense.
Before you guys get started, remember Martin said don't!
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