But I'm disappointed by what you've made of your life so far. Jeez, it's not always about you, jackass.
That movie sucked and now I'm associating you with it.
Well: Last weekend: 8 glasses tanqueray + psycho bitch looking to land an engineer = difficult breakfast for two. Two weekends ago:...
My opinion is that you suck.
I once mailed some bacon bits to a credit card company in one of their "postage-paid return mail" envelopes with a note that read, "Try some!...
Dear dingleberry, Welcome to fugly. At fugly, you will find pictures of 500 pound women masturbating, jokes about molester-priests, and a...
In a roundabout way, 700,000,000 Hindus would agree with that statement.
I'm happy that you're ok, Naus, but I'm a little concerned about the idea that alcohol is no excuse. If it isn't I have last weekend and the...
You spend entirely too much time analyzing Grim's sexuality. It is my determination as a man of science that you are either gay yourself, or......
Case in point.
So my class is having an 11 year reunion. That's right. 11 year reunion. We were going to have a 10 year reunion, but at the last minute, the...
$20 says it's the same guy posting as two people.
Hooray for boobies. Especially when they're touching other boobies.
*sigh*
God, I hope it does.
Thank God. I haven't slept in days. Now I am at peace.
Fucking shit, GWAR?!?!?! They're still playing? I haven't seen them since the Holloween GWAR vs. ICP concert downtown in '99! Fuck, I'm...
It's been 13 hours. How about an update?
Those were the days... And you knew who you were then.... Girls were girls and men were men... Mister we could use a man like Herbert Hoover...
That That And that are extremely hot.
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