I'm going to drink. I'm drinking now. It's great. You should try it.
You can have my copy. I left it on your mother's nightstand.
If you need training, I'd like to offer my services as a masturbation coach.
Man, with prices like that, it's hard to imagine why more people aren't jerking off cows. I must have had GrimJesus figured all wrong... maybe...
Just out of curiosity... what quantity of bull semen is worth $75,000?
It would seem to defy the laws of fluid dynamics, but you indeed, simultaneously, suck and blow.
That picture makes me want to ask you out on a date. What would you say to cheap domestic wine and Praga Kahn albums? We could take the bus...
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Another dream lost.
Weasel whacking cubicle mushroom? I kind of like the sound of that!
No no... I'm back. I thought I needed to be alone, until I remembered one important fact. [img]
It's a bummer that you guys are fighting. Mostly because I'd secretly like to bang all three of you. Preferably simultaneously. In a...
Incidentally, you somehow just knew he would refer to himself in the third person.
What's an *exaggerated* human being? Is it what truckers call your fat mama when they're trolling for a piece of cooch at the Flying J?
HA! HA! HA! That was beautiful! Indeed, sir, I take my hat off to you. You are now and have always been the master!
One time Fred Vegas posted this Haiku: You're a fuckin' fag Go fuck your fat slapper whore You red faced retard God, I miss that man. As...
Someone who sucks, no doubt.
A thousand poets poeting continuously for a thousand years couldn't adequately describe how much I loathe you.
Also, I'm haunted with curiosity as to who voted for "Do these nipple clips make me look fat?". Or more accurately, why more people didn't vote...
I'm flattered. *sigh* Now if only you lived in Detroit and liked fat guys.
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