I get an eye tic once in a while. It feels like I must be winking at people but it apparently isn't noticable to others. It is annoying, though.
Yeah, I'm contemplating a switch to Verizon and a Droid. I didn't know there was more than one brand, though. But part of me still wants the...
She was a skank in 85 just as today just as always. I'd rather see taylor Swift and Carrie Underwood hook up. What a boon for country music.
Honey, if we start at the same time, just try to keep up.
Yeah, those same-sex kisses are not cool. Except when Madonna planted one on Britney, that was super hot.
Brain faster than fingers.
Muthow! Hey, Schmed, do have those Misfits dolls, er, "action figures?"
Cut it in half and count the rings.
Mr. Bungle "Squeeze Me Macaroni" - a timeless classic.
I didn't know what true happiness was until I got married........then it was too late.
It's lam. Unless that is your way of saying "fuck ewe."
Yes, I have saw it also.
God bless Amerukuh-ha.
Your man boobs?
Bitch damaged more pussy than John Holmes.
My breath smells like roast beef and broccoli poots today. Thanks, Geri.
That's sad. That guy shouldn't go to prison though. Let him spend a weekend at Parris Island with some of his "comrades." I'm sure they'd...
There is a cure for that: reality TV. I like that fantastic world of beautiful people. Reality is in my life all day. I'm about escapism when...
I never thought of her as having weird eyes (or eyes at all, really.) But, having seen pics of her, I don't mind the "ceiling eyes." She just...
And you never called me back...tease.
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