I thought so, too. She's a Stepford wife, now.
Do not fight it, Chum. Assimilate. Resistance is futile. Go to sleep. Run to the light. All the cool kids are doing it.
I'm looking forward to it. It'll be so much easier than having to keep up with my ID card.
I think she was pretty hot before the surgery. I think she's pretty hot now. But she's still a train wreck that needs to go underground.
I'm sure the military will be fitted with those soon.
Ur sew meen
Agreed. I used to make that in college. Condensed milk, cream cheese, vanilla extract, lemon juice, graham cracker crust. I topped with a can...
I thought this was an SNL as at first. I gotta have some. I'll review it, too.
Oh, I thought these were pictures of you taking a BM. How anticlimactic.
[Img] I know a little German, too. Here she is. But, about bill collecting: I deal with customers all day that are delinquent (some waaay...
[IMG] My Bella. Things that make you go "Awwww."
I had heard that chocolate was harmful but I hadn't heard about this one. We have two ankle-biters at home. We don't keep much gum around but...
Don't be stupid, don't be greedy, and don't be late. You won't have bill collectors calling you. I don't. But Solicitors can kiss my ass.
She ran to the light.
Glad to be seen. Thanks for keeping the Fugly fires burning in my absence. I've been running like my ass was on fire because, well, my ass was...
2010 Dead Pool: I have Amy Winehouse every year. Someday, I'll be right. Also hoping for: * Lindsay Lohan * Heidi Montag * Kanye *...
I had to delete a friend from Facebook because of the shit he posting on my wall that was subsequently blasted out to every other friend that had...
I had some Spicy Hot V8 with Vodka because I couldn't find Bloody Mary Mix at the local grocery where I was last week. It was ok, but I love the...
If you ever threaten to put your foot up someone's ass, you'd better be prepared to deliver. But I am sorry for calling you "Doo-Doo Knees."
Try another orifice.
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