Jack Black must be in mourning.
Sorry you're dealing with this, too.
Maybe this is how Stephen King gets his ideas.
Read it. It may be nothing, but you never know. Besides, children have no rights so you can't violate their rights.
Pukey, to know for sure, send me some of your sweaty undergarments following a workout. I can better analyze your condition, then.
Yikes. Maybe go back to wearing the helmet around the house. It wouldn't look any worse than Joe's tinfoil hat. If you go to Lowe's with that...
Yeah, I think Joe flipped the dial from "E!" to "Headbanger's Ball." I really don't pirate anything since I got a Mac. I download iTunes for...
Except Cup O' Soup. That's like a small package.
I bought a new 37" Vizio yesterday. This one is 1080p with 120Hz refresh rate. It's pretty nice for the price. The Blu-Ray looks awesome on it.
You really know your shit.
I don't remember how to date. I think I got hit on Saturday night but I'm not good at reading subtle signals. Besides, I'm married so I wouldn't...
Obama's so stupid, he believes in socialized health care. (Sorry, was this a "Yo mamma" compition?)
Y'all suck.
Loosen your grip.
Let's dicuse your continued education.
I'm 41. I've already begun to wear my Sans-a-belt slacks just under my armpits with my black socks and sandals. I need a tattered "wife-beater"...
I have a Butthole Dog (from the Latin: canis anus). It also called a Turdknocker or a little shit.
Not yet......
That's hot.
I had the same dream and his butler (John Gielgud) was twisting his eyebrows with some paraffin, making them stand out like Ming from Flash...
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