did you ride the short bus when you were younger

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by gonzojournilist, Aug 25, 2000.

  1. gonzojournilist

    gonzojournilist New Member

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    you know the little yellow bus with the kids wearing hockey helmets snacking on paintchips drueling amoung one another.

    FUCKING RETARDS ARE GREAT!
     
  2. Shrapnel

    Shrapnel New Member

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    Yes I must agree retards are the fucken greatest.
     
  3. Skully

    Skully New Member

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    You two morons should be the co-presidents of the World Retard Federation! No one understands the plight of the retarded like you two nose-picking dipshits.
     
  4. Harlan

    Harlan Moderator Fugly Staff

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    I rode that bus to school. Mine had a crane for my friends wheelchairs. It smelled like dirty socks in there all the time.
     
  5. rumpypumpy

    rumpypumpy New Member

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    Didn't ride a bus to school but I saw some kids licking windows out of a yellow bus this morning!

     
  6. Slappy Joe

    Slappy Joe New Member

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    Did I ride the small bus? Hell, I was born on the damn thing!! In fact, MY parents created Me in the back of the small bus while they were on their way to school one day!!!
     
  7. Shrapnel

    Shrapnel New Member

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    Slappy Joe-thats funny.

    Skully-Does it scare you I know and appreciate so much about your people?
     
  8. Skully

    Skully New Member

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    Look, just because I'm fucking your sister doesn't mean that I'm part of "your people". I'm not looking to marry you idiots. I just bang you retards 'cause I like the way you all squeal like pigs stuck in the mud. At least that's how your sister sounds.
     
  9. Shrapnel

    Shrapnel New Member

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    HEHE I don't have a sister.But OI'll just use you instead you can be my English Whore.
     
  10. Shrapnel

    Shrapnel New Member

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    BTW the O in I'll was a mistake,just like my little mistake in your moms mouth.
     
  11. Skully

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    "BTW,HEHE I don't have a sister.But OI'll just use you instead you can be my English Whore."

    What, you would bang your own sister? That explains a lot about your people, you shit head. You guys are a waste of good protein; you should be ground up into Puppy Chow.

    "BTW the O in I'll was a mistake,just like my little mistake in your moms mouth."

    Very clever rat boy, if a little contrived.
    But you actually made two further mistakes: first, "moms" is missing the possessive apostrophe, and second, that wasn't my mother chugging your load, bitch - that was your dad.

    It was an honest mistake, I understand, what with his penchant for cross-dressing and all. But if you make that mistake again, I'll send your gorilla of a mother back to you so you'll have to blow loads into both of their toothless, stinking mouths.
     
  12. Shrapnel

    Shrapnel New Member

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    You didn't even quote me right you homo.Use cut and paste,or I'll fuckin kill ya
     
  13. pimp mofo

    pimp mofo New Member

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    hey you two, stop being such fags.
     
  14. Skully

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    "hey you two, stop being such fags."

    Thanks, dad. But this little dipshit's too much! Right, back to work...

    Okay, numbnuts, I misquoted you; I accidentally included "BTW" in the first line. But don't be mistaken - I definitely use the cut and paste. It's just that your two quotes somehow got mixed up in the process. You think I could re-type all of your misspelled words with accuracy? I'd have an easier time pulling your dad's dick out of your mouth, you cum chugging bitch!

    BTW, lighten up on the death threats. I'm pretty sure Harlan wouldn't want to deal with the legal repercussions of your big fucking mouth. So either shut it up or stick that dick back in.
     
  15. Shrapnel

    Shrapnel New Member

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    I'm gonna find your house and fuckin murder you.Poor skully the ol cut and paste is hard to use.
     
  16. Skully

    Skully New Member

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    Bring it on, bitch!
     
  17. Shrapnel

    Shrapnel New Member

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    YOUR GONNA HAVE TO GIVE ME A HAND,GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS THERE FELLA.
     
  18. Nightrain

    Nightrain New Member

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    hehehehe
    dude, retards gets to play all the time
    that's fucking great
     
  19. iamretarded

    iamretarded New Member

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    will someone be my friend?
     
  20. Ruckus

    Ruckus New Member

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    Can someone tell me how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Also if you get to the center of a tootsie pop what do you as a tard do:
    Spit
    Swallow
    Gargle
     

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