Well, I know most of ye would prefer to chew on yer own nuts than listen to ME, BUT Here's Bubba's amazing facts on this post... Instigator has made rougly 33 homosexual oriented insults so far he has a total of 24posts so far thats roughly 1 full gay insult and a third of one insult in every single one of his posts so far (the actual figure was 1.375 gay insults for every post) the only other type of insult was that of the "i had your mother" type, of which he had 3 (at this point in writing I took a brief break to pick my nose) He also had 1 of those lame ass ("john254 punches some cunt in the face and laughs") action posts, these posts are crap, and anyone who posts them looks like a right fucking cabbage. so in closing, the Instigator has an incredibly limited arsenal of insults at his disposal, and he's a bit slow as it is... this has been a CaptainPants production :shock:
Damn....Bubs beat me to that one. :lol: I was going to point that stuff out too...I'm guessing he's like 12...(as opposed to the previous guess of 14), and mommy caught him jacking off to his daddy's copy of "Men's Health" again, and grounded him from the computer for the weekend.
I've been reading the posts on fugly for a while now and decided to sign up being the sad, lonely bastard I am for 2 reasons. The first being the majority of the people on here rule, the second being that instagator is the most unoriginal prick to post on any forum I've ever visited. That's about it really.
Top of the morning guys! How are you's doing today! It's Monday! Just to let you guys know what we are up to... yes we! Me and a few folks here at work are pretty much up to this. There are 3 woman and 7 guys here at my work place reading this forum. We are all Tech support engineers for a medical company. We had a bet going on this morning about which one of you guys would be the first to post. The bet was 20 bucks a head so the pot was 200 bucks! The bets were laid out this way The "first person to post" would be bet Person pick On-line name pick Matt Spooky Action Ben Spooky Action Beverly Spooky Action Lori Spooky Action Richard Spooky Action Brain Spooky Action Carol Kaptainskizo Kim(He's a guy) I murder children Brian Schmed Michael (He's gay) Schmed Nobody thought Fredvegas would have been first. Even though Spooky Action should have been the winner! Everybody here is disjointed at Fredvegas! Nobody won. Lori want to apologies to I murder children because we were to hard on him for his broken back. She says hope you get well. She wants you, dude! LOL As for me, Matt, the person who has been typing most of the responses. I got most of the gay bashing come backs from Michael. He is the demented ass master! Everybody here had a good time reading all the responses. We had a good laugh at the whole event! Thanks guys.
Hehehe Crapton... My name is matt... Been in the military for 10 years. I 6 foot 250 pounds... I can knock you down by just farting... You would be my prison bitch! LOL
I can see that you all are waiting for me! Must be nice to popular with you guys! We are all waiting for you guys to cut me down! Lets have it! Everybody here wants a good laugh. The pass couple of days has been great!
i posted first in this thread you dipshit... in fact i replied about 40 minutes before fred replied in the other thread.... that $200 should be mine
Sorry dude. But nobody picked you either! We all lost. We agree you were the smartest on of the group! Don't rub it in!
:shock: Looks like I got me a fan club!!! But things just ain't the same anymore without my Number One Fan... :cry: :cry: :cry:
Just thought! :shock: Maybe their not fans at all, just a group of freaks who thought I was the 'dumbest shit'... :shock:
If the bet was the first to reply to that particular post, then I was first. You were replying to a seperate post. I'm not trying to claim the money, though, as I too chose you as the first.
pretty pathetic thats what you all do for fun. you weren't even very good at it. fuckin waste of good forum space is all.
He probably got kicked out after ten years for being a fag. That was when the military had the sense to throw out baloney pirates. Typical "spinigikeomo." (Spic-nigger-kike-homo).
You should have posted that in the Jokes forum....cuz that's funny! Well, MATT(or should I be pretentious(buy a dictionary and look it up), and call you MATTHEW)...either way..6' and 250? You must be one FAT motherfucker. That military shit doesn't impress me...for one, I've been with Bikers and Anarchists for longer than that....so, come on down and give it a try... As far as being your prison bitch? I'm laughing....mostly because I can picture you in prison......you'd be just like Winthrop from "OZ"....first an aryan's bitch/transvestite, then a corpse. Either an Aryan's bitch, or a big nigger's bitch....either way...you're taking it up the ass. Probably liking it too. NEXT.