A truck driver was driving down the highway and he saw a hitch hiker going down the road so he pulled over, the hitch hiker got in and said just to let you know I"m gay and the trucker says that's fine just stay on that side of the truck and don't try anything and it'll be ok .. The trucker drives down the highway a little and the gay man takes his shirt off , the truck driver pulls over and says put your shirt back on and I'll let you ride some more .. The hitch hiker puts his shirt back on .. . They go down the road a little more and the gay man takes his pants off and move closer to the driver, the trucker pulls over and tell him to get out .. The gay guy gets out and the trucker starts driving and looks in his mirror and sees the gay man running beside the truck so he speeds up looks in his mirror again and he's still running beside the truck.. The trucker speeds up some more and looks again and notices him running beside the truck again so the trucker pulls over and opens the door and asks how the hell are you able to keep up with me and the gay hitch hiker says well if you dick was slammed in the door you'd be able to run that fast too..
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by chester grape: You need to learn to read faster.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> i had to read 3 times i couldn't believe it was really that bad, i was in shock.
that was the worst joke i ever heard, you brown-nugget-nudgin', toe-touchin', chubby, pasty-faced honkie
i submit this for the worst joke of the year award, this is just down right horrible i will never get the 1 minute of my life i wasted reading this joke back that is the worst part of it all.
no good jokes. how depressing. whats going on here guys? why am i even here? this should be the joke section - so?? where are they? go for it dudes.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Obsessive Masturbation: I think I said it wrong ...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> no it was definately crap
