My true feelings on babies...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Dwaine Scum, Mar 8, 2001.

  1. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Tori_Anus:
    I DID IT!I DID IT,IMC!!!I WENT LOCAL SUPERMARKET,AND GOT ONE,FROM PRAM.IT'S DEAD NOW.WHAT NOW??I JUST GOT THE LITTLE FUCKER AND DID AS YOU SAID.it squirmed and shit and stuff like you said.but i just kept on shaking-and squeezing-going SHUTTUPSHUTTUPSHUTTUP,~Now will you want to be with me???tell me what next-i have bread knives and plastic bags.can you phone me?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    Sure I need a phone number
     
  2. Icare

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    NUMBER IS IN POST!!!!!!!OH!!I'M SO HAPPY!!!
     
  3. Silent But Deadly

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    what the fuck is all that crying?? Someone stick it in the oven!!
     
  4. drag_on

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    you guys are idiots.... how sick can you be? all of you are gonna get what you deserve one day.....
     
  5. pimpchichi

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by drag_on:
    you guys are idiots.... how sick can you be? all of you are gonna get what you deserve one day.....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
     
  6. pimpchichi

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    hmmm.... something wrong with that post..

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by drag_on:
    you guys are idiots.... how sick can you be? Yall are gonna get what you deserve one day.....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ahh... thats better..

    y'all have a nice day now..
     
  7. PinkorBrown69

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  8. Dwaine Scum

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by drag_on:
    you guys are idiots.... how sick can you be? all of you are gonna get what you deserve one day.....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    shut the fuck up and go feed the camels sand nigger
     
  9. PinkorBrown69

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    Hey,IMC...I've been thinking about that kid who went on a shooting spree at school...
    And I was wondering...Did you have to pay him? Or did you just supply the gun & rounds?
     
  10. Dwaine Scum

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    Accually he had the gun, I just told him that everyone was laughing at him...
     
  11. CecilBDemento

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    Im really torn on this one.

    A) I could call IMC out for his idiotic take on babies, and make reference to wishing he had been bashed as a baby, himself. (which is the emotion he obviously looks to promote, however pathetic the discourse may be)

    B) I could give him props (much as many other ass-kissers have, with out thought, done) for stirring the cauldron to keep the fungus and bottom feeders on their toes.

    I think I need a kleenex.
     
  12. Dwaine Scum

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    dont be mad at me because you have a ugly shit skined baby...
     
  13. CecilBDemento

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    Its hard to have a "shit skinned baby" when the only thing I devoutly engaged is the Minnie Mouse doll I have ripped the ass from and inserted mass amounts of vaseline into.

    Try again. You're starting to excite me.
     
  14. Dwaine Scum

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    wow I finnaly found another plusiefile!! I have a "alf" doll I have affeciontly sewn an anus on
     
  15. Dwaine Scum

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    dman I forgot how funny this thread was...
     
  16. pimpchichi

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    memories...
     
  17. PinkorBrown69

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Tori_Anus:
    And LOOK!HE CAN SPELL!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Hehehe... Now I see the irony of that post.
     
  18. Lomotil

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    That whole post was beautiful... like honey from the lips of an angel...
     
  19. Lomotil

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    Well fucking put.

    I think the same should apply to the little bastards in college. Nobody wants to have thier class interrupted by the screams of a wet-crotched bastard kid in the back row. Leave your little fuck trophies at home, for fuck's sake.

    At the school I go to, they're building a new 'childcare facility' - wonderful. Just fucking great. Now, in addition to the library, computer lab, id card, parking, health services, etc, ad nauseum fees that I already pay, now I've got a subsidized charge for taking care of someone else's mistakes while they sit in class and show off thier pictures to those misfortunate enough to sit next to them.
     
  20. Disorder

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Reverend Lomotil:
    I think the same should apply to the little bastards in college. Nobody wants to have thier class interrupted by the screams of a wet-crotched bastard kid in the back row.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    dude... you just gotta stop drinking, its gonna cause problems when try and pick up women...
     

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