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Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by Homewrecker, Jan 21, 2010.

  1. Homewrecker

    Homewrecker New Member

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    He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
     
    Homewrecker, Jan 21, 2010
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  2. Nauseous

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    Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
    He sold his soul to Santa.
     
    Nauseous, Jan 21, 2010
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  3. Homewrecker

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    What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
    A nervous wreck.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAROTFLMOAOHMYSIDESOMGLOFLXXQZPDQ
     
    Homewrecker, Jan 21, 2010
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  4. Acne

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    Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go get head.'.
     
    Acne, Mar 12, 2010
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