1. Homewrecker

    Homewrecker New Member

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    He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
     
  2. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
    He sold his soul to Santa.
     
  3. Homewrecker

    Homewrecker New Member

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    What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
    A nervous wreck.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAROTFLMOAOHMYSIDESOMGLOFLXXQZPDQ
     
  4. Acne

    Acne New Member

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    Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go get head.'.
     

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