So, um... I guess I have a kitten now.

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Lomotil, Jan 2, 2007.

  1. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    You may have saved a rat my friend...
     
  2. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    I bought that shit yesterday on my way home... :-\
     
  3. MAJ Havoc

    MAJ Havoc Active Member

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    Pussy-whipped.
     
  4. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    Spending money on week old pussy is unacceptable....... ;D
     
  5. MAJ Havoc

    MAJ Havoc Active Member

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    You think it's gonna feed you? New pussy can't cook!
     
  6. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Feed it to the dog and name it "turd."
     
  7. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    You think you can teach it new tricks? New pussy cant read!
     
  8. JhonnyVegas

    JhonnyVegas New Member

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    You could always try and give it back to the little crying 6-8 year old girl you stole it from? :-\
     
  9. DrBungle

    DrBungle New Member

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    Screw that kid, you'd just be ruining the valuable life experience and reinforcing some pretty bad 'get my way' behavior.
     
  10. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    Considering that it is deaf, name it the same thing Hellen Keller named her dog:

    "GNNNNNAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHAAHGGFFF!!!!!"

    (I would name it that just to see the look on the vet's face when she prints the paperwork out...)
     
  11. Nauseous

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    Name her. She needs a name.

    Keep her. She needs a home.

    Cats are fun. They are fun to play with. They do flips and get high on catnip.

    Buy her one of these:



    If still had your address, I would mail it to you. Fun for hours and she may stay away from your stuff. Give her weird shit to play with like the tops off of milk jugs. They can entertain themselves with just about anything. Get fucked up and play with her but not too rough.

    If my dogs weren't freaks, I'd have a cat or two.
     
  12. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    plus cats run in more of a zig-zag pattern when you shoot at them
     
  13. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Ulfur! You're alive!

    After smelling some of this kitten's horrendous gas, and taking into account that she's white and blue-eyed, I couldn't help but think of you... ;)

    Thought about naming her Ava, but I don't think anyone would get it...

    After much debate, I've narrowed it down to a potential name: Daisy.

    Two reasons:
    • She's white, and so are daisies.
    • In the first Mario game for the Gameboy, Mario sought to rescue princess Daisy, instead of princess Peach. Kinda keeps things in line with my video game fetish.

    Fuck it, it's still up for grabs, if anyone comes up with a better name... Not like the cat's going to develop a complex after I switch her name or anything... ::)

    Oh, and Nauseous: I'm still a bit offended that you haven't used my testicles as your avatar yet... :-[
     
  14. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    Yes, my friend, I am still alive and fighting. ;) I am trying to make it on more often.

    (My free time is still really random, though....)
     
  15. MAJ Havoc

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    White and blue-eyed, name her Aryal. Or cracker.
     
  16. MAJ Havoc

    MAJ Havoc Active Member

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    Or keeping with your video game fetish: Honkey Kong.
     
  17. phatboy

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    Just call it pussy.

    Then you can go around and ask people if they have seen your pussy.

    Or you can say, "My pussy is always scratchy"

    Or, "My pussy smells funny"
     
  18. Ulfur Engil

    Ulfur Engil New Member

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    Lucifein had suggested either 'Pixel', or 'Edelweiss.'
     
  19. tommy710

    tommy710 Active Member

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    Stick it in a washer on a fast spin.
     
  20. ucicare

    ucicare Active Member

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    Tidbits of briiliant humor are the reason I come here.

    Honkey Kong.

    Now that is funny.
     

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