Well finally got the lights set up on my house

Although it pains me to say so i have to agree with you on this one.

 

I like..toast?

 

"I hate fucking trees"

But you've done it before?

 

well you fucked it up... you know what you are getting for x-mas now...

 

I'm getting...toast?

 

Yeah I made it in october, buttered it and lelly too... i hope you fucking choke on it you prick

 

MMMMMMMMM...lelly.....

 

Lelly is slightly better than Marmite...be thankful Schmed.

 

Shut the fuck up you worthless shit heap. Nobody asked your dumb ass anything.

 

Dan that last statement sounds like the beginning of the Kentucky mating ritual usually reserved for exclusively shouting from the porch of your double wide in a wife beater, boxer shorts, and black socks with the bottle of Jack Daniels clutched deftly in your right hand.

While I am flattered at your attempt to gain my interest with your complex and intricate wooing techniques, I have to politely decline at this time, perhaps if you turn your interest to your faithful hunting companions you will get the desired response and interest you seek. I did include the picture for your convenience:




Dan I think that when you start wooing your favorite pooch of the pack you should slip on the Mr. T outfit you so proudly display and showcase year after year and don't forget in that moment of passion to slip in your favorite saying "I PITTY THE FOOL"

Best Wishes & Happy Hunting

Buff

 

What a moron. Stole that lame shit right out of the fugly pictures forum which was ripped off an ignorant e-mail talking about people from Tennessee.

 

All I know is, that sequence of flashing lights gave me a seizure, and made me shit myself. You will be hearing from my lawyer. Good day to you sir.