Good effort, but you went for the kill too soon. Also, you might want to be a bit more subtle in humiliating her. The way you did it, you looked...
Ummm, this one was being told in the fucking Paleozoic....
Well, if they're kinda sweet, add a little apricot brandy or some rum, stick in a straw, and you've got dead baby daquiri! Jesus, I'd make a...
Dismember it. Bury body parts in different locations. Be sure that you smash the teeth in the jaw to make identification difficult. Sprinkle...
Doritos.
Ah fuck, the last one's been around.
How do you get ten dead babies into a quart jar? Blender. How do you get them out? What is 18" long, cold and stiff, and makes a woman scream...
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