A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a litre of low-fat milk, a carton of eggs, a litre of orange juice, a head of...
George Bush met The Queen, and he turns round and says: "As I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how the country is referred to, and I'm...
Jimmy ran home from school, as he could not wait to break his good news. "Mum, Mum!" he yelled. "I had sex with my geography teacher today!" "Dad,...
Shit Christmas jokes huh? I can do that... Why doesn't Santa have any kids? Because he only comes once a year and thats down a chimney.
Two cows in a field. One says to the other, "What do you make of this mad cow disease?" The other one says, "Doesn't affect me mate." "Oh, yeah?...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Q: Why does Michael Jackson always dissapear for a few hours after one of his neverland...
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