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    Mike williams does exist...

    I had no fucking clue who you were talking about. DrDoom...pompous fag. But why does he get the hot chicks? My guess: roofies.
    Post by: Undertow, Jan 4, 2004 in forum: General Mayhem
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    IMC

    Happy fucking birthday.
    Thread by: Undertow, Sep 9, 2003, 13 replies, in forum: General Mayhem
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    I would win...

    In VA there is. No pink bits, no touching (by patrons), but some places are a little more lax on the laws. If you're stripping, you can't touch...
    Post by: Undertow, Aug 30, 2003 in forum: General Mayhem
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    I would win...

    What state doesn't enforce a no-touching law in strip clubs?
    Post by: Undertow, Aug 30, 2003 in forum: General Mayhem
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    Oh no, the mafia is going to kill me

    Online death threats are too funny.
    Post by: Undertow, Aug 28, 2003 in forum: General Mayhem
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    If I were to have a sex change...

    Clitoral orgasm.
    Post by: Undertow, Aug 4, 2003 in forum: General Mayhem
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    What was I saying?

    BURZUM! \m/ Most importantly, Vargsmål. [img]
    Post by: Undertow, Aug 4, 2003 in forum: General Mayhem
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    What was I saying?

    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ulfur Engil: Undertow, fiú er Íslenskur?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Norsk...
    Post by: Undertow, Aug 3, 2003 in forum: General Mayhem
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    What was I saying?

    tryme...under tow, why dont you go and touch the pathetic nub that is yer private parts, then go die and under no circumstances, and i mean NO...
    Post by: Undertow, Aug 2, 2003 in forum: General Mayhem
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    What was I saying?

    There are three genders in this world: Male, Female and Ugly. I believe you've inspired a fourth one: Butt-fuckin' Ugly. Too bad you don't have...
    Post by: Undertow, Aug 2, 2003 in forum: General Mayhem
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    Wanna ditch your neighbors?

    Unf, beer. [img] Nice speakers too.
    Post by: Undertow, Jul 28, 2003 in forum: General Mayhem
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    The Muffin game

    House of 1000 Muffins The Muffins of Madison The Horse Muffin Evil Muffin Dawn of the Muffin Muffin of the Lambs The Texas Muffin Masacre
    Post by: Undertow, Jul 28, 2003 in forum: Movies and Television
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    RIP Udai

    The biggest conflict right now is between the media on who can spell his name correctly.
    Post by: Undertow, Jul 22, 2003 in forum: General Mayhem
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    Eskimo

    An Eskimo decided that he had enough of living in the freezing cold, so he tied a snowshoe to his bumper and headed south. Figuring that when...
    Thread by: Undertow, Jul 22, 2003, 1 replies, in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.