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    Words To Live By

    and they were boring middle-class treehugging,veggie,ban the bomb hippy farts posing as punks in their all black combats and strangely fascistic...
    Post by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Mar 10, 2005 in forum: More Serious Topics
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    Why don't they have any phone books in China?

    and plenty spare ribs too!
    Post by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Dec 29, 2004 in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
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    Why don't they have any phone books in China?

    i got some free thai rice in my takeaway from the local chinkys, when i asked him why it was free, he told me everyones getting some as theres...
    Post by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Dec 29, 2004 in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
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    YASSAR ARAFAT!

    What vegetable do PLO members have with their dinner? Yasser Marrowfat peas!
    Post by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Nov 12, 2004 in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
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    World War III

    What vegetable do PLO members have with their dinner? An american, an old red indian chief and a islamic fundamentalist are sitting in a bar...
    Post by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Nov 12, 2004 in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
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    IT'S FUCKING HOT HOT HOT!!!

    PEPERAMIFIRESTICK!! :twisted: they are fuckin HOT! :shock: get one free!!! (offer open to U.K residents only!) :oops: :lol:
    Thread by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Nov 10, 2004, 0 replies, in forum: General Mayhem
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    YASSAR ARAFAT!

    apologies, error rectified
    Post by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Nov 10, 2004 in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
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    YASSAR ARAFAT!

    iv PM'd ya details to save you wasting anymore time, drop by sometime! :roll:
    Post by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Nov 10, 2004 in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
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    YASSAR ARAFAT!

    Yassar Arafat on his deathbed, in Newcastle shirt, Spurs shorts, and Rangers socks, says he wants to be buried in the Gaza strip..... :mrgreen:
    Thread by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Nov 7, 2004, 16 replies, in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
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    WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN.......

    one black widow terorist turns to another one and asks 'does my bomb look big in this?'
    Post by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Sep 13, 2004 in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
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    WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN.......

    scouse kids and russian kids? scouse kids get slaughtered before they go to school! :shock:
    Post by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Sep 12, 2004 in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
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    WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN.......

    Paula Radcliffe and Adolf Hitler? one of them at least tried to finish a race! :P
    Thread by: Lord Toodle of Pip, Sep 6, 2004, 5 replies, in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.