I've read this whole thread and it's given me an erection. Is that wrong?
That's cold? Fuck that. I'm sticking to a t-shirt at 28.
Funny? I don't think so...
I'll go along with it... ... OK, I'll go along with the 72 hour fast, but I'm keeping my energy up with liquidised KFC - that's still a drink, right?
How old am I? Fuck, hold on... (add 10, carry 4, divide by 6).... er... 30 something. I think. I lost count after giving a damn five years ago....
Fuck, I'm getting old! I've polluted the gene pool - twice, made some sort of promise to a woman I live with who now shares the same surname as...
Did tommy win?
sauce is only good when your eyes start to bleed.
I don't care. Shoot everyone of the fucking assholes, or failing that, tie them to a chair and make them watch endless repeats of prostate cancer...
I'm think of adding my boogers to a Caesar salad? Any tips?
Do I win something now? Ah fuck, this thread is crap
Re: comfort food Doner kebab with chilli sauce, and several litres of cider to wash it down
I can't stand stinkers. They need to have their reproductive organs ripped out so they can't breed.
Try and be civilized, eat your boogers with a spoon. It's much more hygenic
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