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    whats the diff between a pit bul and a jewish mother

    A homeless guy walks up to a Jewish lady and says, "Lady, I haven't eaten in days." She replies, "Force yourself honey."
    Post by: csim83, May 18, 2008 in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
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    Little Sally was in her garden

    filling in a hole when her next door neighbor peered over and looked at her and said, "What ya doin Sally?" "I'm making a grave," she replied....
    Thread by: csim83, May 17, 2008, 2 replies, in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
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    Sick Jokes

    A 23 year old and his girlfriend are talking one day and she turns to him and says, "I don't think I can see you anymore." He turns to her and...
    Post by: csim83, May 17, 2008 in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
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    What do you do with 100 lawyers buried up to their necks in the sand...?

    A lawyer and a school teacher were in the Caribbean fishing. The lawyer turns to the school teacher and says, "I'm here because my house and...
    Post by: csim83, May 17, 2008 in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
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    Whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

    Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first....
    Post by: csim83, May 17, 2008 in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.