You work with plants? I thought my job was crap!
I agree that is pretty dodgy but they also have a record for a headless chicken. I bet that upset you too.
where the fuck did that html come from?? Damn Stella Artois to hell!
As much as I respected the man as an actor, his death got me another point on the rotten dead pool. Although I doubt there were many other people...
I only had a sinclair spectrum. The buttons kept snapping off the tape player when I tried to load up a game but I was devastated when my mother...
I had one on my elbow once, a shitload of cheese-like crap came out of that one. Plus one on my leg that took alot of work but then exploded in a...
The one time I went to Wales everyone glared at me because I was English. I did surprise someone in a cafe by saying 'thank you very much' in...
Why I like cabbage?
I heard a version of that involving Cilla Black and Bob Hope but that still made me laugh.
Big horns are great, Noone dares to honk me back because I have a nice set of airhorns, despite the fact my car is French and sucks. I had to give...
When I looked up my name it was horribly accurate. If it'd also said 'crashes car twice in one day because shes a fucking idiot' it would be spot on.
That was an idle threat, I haven't eaten any cabbage today.
That's genius. I was of course talking about the picture and not that twat that was spouting random abuse at tommy.
If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people who respond to everything with 'lol'. The next person I see doing that will be farted on.
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