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    Know what Texas would be called if they did`nt have Lone Star beer...?

    Oklahoma... :eek:
    Thread by: Bartman39, May 20, 2008, 1 replies, in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
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    Things I learned living in Texas.

    I`m from Texas so I get`r done... :biggrin: Also... You know your from Texas when your momma doesnt take the Marlboro from her lips to tell...
    Post by: Bartman39, May 20, 2008 in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
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    A nun and tough luck

    One dark night a nun is walking down a dark alley and is passing by a local pub when all of the sudden the door burst open and out stumbles a very...
    Thread by: Bartman39, May 16, 2008, 1 replies, in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
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    Won me some movie tickets anyhow...

    Awhile back on a local radio station they had what was called worst joke Wendsday and I won with the above joke which is meant to not make any...
    Post by: Bartman39, May 14, 2008 in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
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    Won me some movie tickets anyhow...

    If you were rowing across the desert in a canoe and were nude how many pancakes would it take to build a dog house...?...
    Thread by: Bartman39, May 13, 2008, 2 replies, in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
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    What do you do with 100 lawyers buried up to their necks in the sand...?

    Get more sand...
    Thread by: Bartman39, May 13, 2008, 2 replies, in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.
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    Ok whats the diff between a pitbull & a female attorney

    Lipstick...!
    Thread by: Bartman39, May 13, 2008, 3 replies, in forum: Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.