Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go get head.'.
Pizzaface used to hurt a little.
A square with a red x in the center? Okay.
M.C.A.'s in the back because he's skeazin' with a whore
That guy looks like the girl from the Partridge family with curly hair.
Are you a hot old woman? Post a pic.
I've drank it. I've also drank sissy wine coolers. I don't give a shit. I'm a dude with hairy balls. I can drink what I want and if you think...
That was fucking stupid. There has to be better shit than that out there.
Phatboy? Or Maj Havoc? Where is that tool?
For the ladies... [img] Your Windsong stays on my mind
99% of the girls I have hooked up with were in blackout mode. The other 1%, the lights were just out.
How do you know if you have really bad acne? When a blind man can read your face.
I'd fuck Gaga if she wore a pretty girl's face over top of her own... maybe something out of Texas Chainsaw and she would probably be into that...
Two words: Old Yeller
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