Yuck the Orange and Blue

One day in an elementary school in Auburn, AL, a teacher asks her class if the Auburn Tigers are their favorite football team. The whole class says yes, except for Little Jimmy.

The teacher asks, "What's your favorite football team Jimmy?"

Little Jimmy says, "The Alabama Crimson Tide "

The teacher asks, "Well, why is that?"

Little Jimmy says, "Well, my dad is a Tide fan, my mom is a Tide fan, I guess that makes me a Tide fan."

The teacher angered by his reply says, "If your dad was a moron and your mom was an idiot what would that make you?"

Little Jimmy says, "Well, I guess that would make me an Auburn fan."

 

Yuck the Orange and Blue II

Q: What's the hardest thing about being an Auburn Tiger fan?

A: Telling your parents that you're gay.

 

Why I am in therapy

Why am I in therapy, again?

"You Are Different and That's Bad"

Dad's New Wife Robert

"That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption"

Strangers Have the Best Candy.

"You Were an Accident"

"Your Nightmares Are Real"

"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"

"Trust me, I'll pull out before I come"

 

yup, you are defiantly a stereotypical retarded southerner. Please all fuglyites from around the globe, not all people from the southern states of the USA are like this, I swear.

 

I guess we Southuna's should all try to be more like you.
You know, symetrical, like when you are just as tall as you are wide.

 

Not at all, but it would be nice if you didn't fit the mold of "Hey everyone, I like college football, look at me I'm a drooling idiot, praise god for Geroge Bush." You should kill yourself

 

No not all of us are. In her AV pic she is even wearing the typical Trailer Park I want to be on cops shirt.

 

I don't drool when sober, and I hate Bush. Is that good enough?

Speaking of stereotypes - Is it possible for you to see your dick without using a mirror?

 

I hate bush too, wait, are we talking about you shaving your 'junk' as pukey so eloquently put it?

 

you sure do care about my junk, a lot. Is this just Kitana reincarnate?

 

I think she is just trying to fit in.

 

Into his junk?

 

You can't aggravate a bear Dwaine and expect to fully get away with it.

BB (Bear Bryant) as I choose to now refer you. Please allow me to explaine Dwaine is a member of an indian tribe and while he may be rather portly he like his skinner tribe mates wear special tribal dress so as to not lose track of ones "junk"

 

Ha! Dwaine is a pencil dick nigga?

 

What is it about Joe and retard and their fascination with my dick? First a threat of legal action and now this.

 

Don't blow a gasket dude I was defending you.

 

Everyone <hearts> injun cock.

 

I thought for a minute you were Nursey.

Not so.

Jefe.