You'll never guess what cured my sleep problem with no drugs

This is nuts my doctor recommended I try a body pillow. It fucking worked! Restless leg syndrome was causing my insomnia. He told me to buy a body pillow and to wrap my legs around it since I sleep on my side and see if it worked.

It did I have slept like a baby for the past week with no pills. Just thought I would share cause I've been happy as hell.

 

Don't let Barry get all Freudian on that symbolism.

 

You read too much into things. It's just a long pillow shaped to stuff the areas lacking in support in all the right places.

 

Damn Nur pay for some decent shit so you don't have all the watermarks.

Also why do you own a dick shaped pillow? I know you have penis envy but that's way overboard.

 

Grim do you hide it under the bed or do you already have a logical explanation worked up for the brown stain in the middle of the pillow? :lol:

 

What are you talking about? I don't have one of those, but after hearing you rave on about how much wrapping your legs around one has eased your stresses i'm temtped to give it a try.

 

Well Nursey I'm sure that Pimp is hurt by you admission that you are lacking in that area. How insensitive of you!

 

Well, as talented a lover as he is, not even he has the ability to please me from 300 miles away for up to 3 weeks at a time.

 

A Pimp do gots to travel n make sho dem bitches be working. 300 mile territory? Hot Damn!

 

No shit you don't have one that's why it's called Penis envy. Don't become a complete twit on me now.

 

Nursey, I swear that is the funniest thing ever.

Could you post a picture of yourself using your new pillow Grim? Please? :lol:

 

Mine doesn't look like that it's a normal body pillow.

 

Oh LOOK! He's bragging about his fabulous penis shaped pillow now!

 

Grimy, the sooner you learn that sometimes it's best to just let yourself be ZINGed and leave it alone, the better.

 

Wisdom Grim. That is Wisdom.

 

How many people here think that my offspring will dominate your offspring and that you will work and toil so that mine can visit country clubs.





















































































































That's what I thought you self entitled bitches. Thnk everbod be owin you some shit damn Sheeet! Not you Nurseyyou and I have better things to do. :wink:

 

Wow!! That waS ALL Bright and shiny like the sun that is rising over fugly whilst disrespecting the only redeeming quality you motherfuckers have.

 

I like the real dan better

 

That's saying a lot.



Me too.

 

Yeah, well I like geting hit with a brick better that getting hit with a shovel.