Sick Jokes

Discussion in 'Jokes, Funny Stories and other Text.' started by Toronto_Represent, Oct 28, 2002.

  1. Nauseous

    Nauseous New Member

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    Where is Dan? He said something about being back in two weeks and that was like two months ago.
     
  2. Danzig

    Danzig New Member

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    Is homo the best you could come up with? Pathetic.
     
  3. Cheezedawg

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    Danzig? Are you that guy who used to post as "Danza"?
     
  4. slim89

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    who the fuck is dat ah?
     
  5. BIGMAMA

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    A priest books into a hotel and says to the receptionist,
    "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."

    "No," she says, "it's just regular porn................... you sick bastard."
     
  6. Lomotil

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    Dan???

    Who the fuck is Dan?!?
     
  7. Dwaine Scum

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    and it only took 10 months for you to make a witty comeback. and people say you are slow
     
  8. Dwaine Scum

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    you're mom you fucking homo retard
     
  9. slim89

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    hey listen, ten months dats how long iv bbeen juicing ur mother u fool my post as been there 4 quite a wile oh yeah aswll u aint no homo homos arte to civil ur a nonce
     
  10. slim89

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    my mum ha shes a god did u ear dat i been chattin wiv urs on msn 4 months check her pregnancy test u fool
     
  11. slim89

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    im ur dad !!!!!!
     
  12. BullGod666

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    from reading your posts, you're not smart enough to have gotten anyone to let themselves be fucked by you. Please finish grade school before posting again so that we may all understand and enjoy your amazingly witty sense of humor, my moronic friend.
     
  13. slim89

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    i didnt let anyone, i raped her u fool wen i finish grade school i come to u and make u eat my dirty stinkin human waste u fool get a life and stop tryin 2 b sumfin u aint realise dat ur a nobody dat knows nobody and will never av nobody in there life u are a retard dat scratches hes arse 4 a livin u morbid asshole and if ur brave enough to reply then do it but otherwise jump in front of a buss u buttmunchin cunt !!!!!!!
     
  14. BullGod666

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    you're a complete waste of humanity, you fucktard cockmonkey. go back to sucking the man goo out of all the homeless men in your town if you're not going to return to school and study spelling and gammar, dicklips. I bet your parents/custodians/jailers had to tie a porkchop around your neck to get the dog to play with you after you got off the short bus. My daughter could beat the fuck out of you, Sally. been a pleasure, fuckchops. :biggrin:
     
  15. slim89

    slim89 New Member

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    ok ok u win u stinkin cumstain , mangina asswipe donkey cunt asshole !!!!:eek:
     
  16. slim89

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    ok ok u win u stinkin cumstain , mangina asswipe donkey cunt asshole !!!!:eek:




    suck a monkey !!!!
     
  17. BullGod666

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    thank you for saying all those nice things about me
     
  18. slim89

    slim89 New Member

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    u welcome my dear donkey fukin ass wipin child molestin argument freind take it easy !!!!!
     
  19. slim89

    slim89 New Member

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    u welcome my dear donkey fukin ass wipin child molestin argument freind take it easy !!!!!





    oh yeah and dont forget to tie ur shoelaces u retard !!!!!
    never giv up on life the world needs people like u to make slitely phsyco people look normal in there sad little world they call society c ya and av a good day !!!1!
     
  20. BullGod666

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    Now that you've told me to have a good day, I don't see how it can be anything but a truly memorable day. you have a wonderful day also my genectically deficient friend. :biggrin:
     

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