my sister's friend (and I guess kinda mine as well) has a 12 year old with pica... he eats odd objects. He has ate wash rags, towels, tampons/maxipads, kitchen sponges, and part of a bed skirt.... and loves to eat socks. I was just at my sisters and she said that that chick was coming over to borrow a cooler for a weekend trip. Then we started getting silly and joking, like saying... so Kyle likes his wash rags cooled... and keep that fucker away from my new bed spread... and we were talking about how fucked this chicks whole family is. ANYWAY I get up to get a drink and She is sitting at the kitchen table .... UGGG I felt my butthole climb into my belly .... She just came in and was sitting there listening to us. I actually felt bad. She just said, "so where is the cooler?" My sister comes around the corner and just starts crying... I guess she felt worse then me. She said Its ok... we joke all the time about it... but it did piss me off about the other family members... and you guys have no room to talk... your mom is fucked up... your brother is pot head nigger lover, and Rhonda - you are a cruel butch dyke. ( I was lookin kinda dykish today) so then it turned into a little bitchy slam chat... (BTW her family is still WAY more fucked up then mine...) her sister was raped - and is now a TRUE nympho- has gone to jail for being nude and fucked in public a few times, her dad got kiddie porn charges..and had some position with a church at the time, and her mom is an alcoholic... and her kid eats fucking bath towels...has ADD and slightly autistic... anyway she gets the cooler, and my son comes in kinda crying/scared/upset ... saying "that kid out there is trying to eat a blue tarp ... I think he has Rabies!!!" That is some freaky ass stuff. I dont understand it. We have a client with lab that eats weird stuff all the time, We have had to do surgery 3 times, and another vet removed stuff 2 times. But a kid... WTF... I just dont get it, or understand why it does that. Anyone ever seen or known a Pica person. The funniest thing was when she was leaving she grabbed 3-4 paper towels... I wonder if she was getting them for him to have a snack. of course after she left the jokes continued... yeah our brother might eat nigger pussy , and I think that is better then eating linens.
I thought PICA was caused by some form of deficiency and only really young children had it. A 12 year-old that can't control himself from eating a blue tarp? Oh, he has some other things wrong with him too, nevermind. I guess that explains it. I have never known anyone who had it. I used to lick watercolor paint when I was a kid and I ate playdough, but I don't think that counts.
this is kinda sick... but when I was a kid, I loved to eat the dried earthworms on the driveway. The dead dried flat crunchy ones... I dont remember what they tasted like, but I liked it. It really grossed out my dad. And when I started getting real tall and was taller then everyone in my class, my dad said it was because all the toxic waste from the earth worms. But I dont think that was pica... they tasted good. another weird thing I did as a kid was lick off the OFF mosquito repellent ... I did that because it made my lips numb. my brother always licked the salt shakers... even in restaurants, thats why I never use salt... he would also eat stcks of butter. haha I just told my kid that the tarp eater was coming over to spend the night, he does not know I am joking and he running around pissed off, haha guess mine will be fucked up from all jokes I pull on him... I had him all freaked out while on vacation, the 2 of us ate at Tony Romas... and I paid while he was in the bathroom... when he came back, I said I left my wallet in the car and we were going run out without paying... we ran out, him looking behind us as I pull him to run faster in the parking lot, we get in the car I pulled out real fast.... he said "lets get the wallet, and go back and pay" I said hell no, it was overpriced....drove out , said the cops were going to looking for us, he gets freaked out.... then he got all pissed off when I told him I was kidding. funny ...I have done this to him before, and he still fell for it.
That is pretty gross. I remember trying to save the crusty earthworms by pouring water on them. I think I ended up drowning them. Then sometimes when I was feeling mean, I would let them fry in the sun. I feel bad about that now. I used to suck on the paper of the Crayolas. The generic crayons were gross, but I loved to stick a crayola in my mouth and suck the air. I didn't eat the paper or anything, I just liked to breathe the air from it though my mouth. I also used to shove my face in the crack of the JCPenney catalog and breathe the glue. I loved that smell. I still do. I also like the smell of new vinyl shower curtain liners but not in a I want to eat it kind of way.
Holy shit... America! Prepare thyselves! This is our future! *Hums the "We are the World... We are the Children" song aloud* ...and to think, I used to wonder why people got banned from department stores if they weren't stealing.
I ate a couple of dog biscuits, back when I was about 8. I always liked bland tasting food and those took the cake, on the upside my teeth were shiny and my hair was silky smooth. It was those little milk bone dog treats. Tasty.
I always liked that smell , and new pool floats. but, never wanted to eat them. I remember one time when I was little , after a bad sun burn, and I was peeling... I liked chewing my peeled skin.... my parents kept yelling at me for it. Then we were in Sears, and my dad saw peel a patch and start chewing on it.... he just turned around and walked out, he was THAT embarrassed ... I guess that was kinda gross. I am pretty sure a chewed on scabs as well. Kids are so gross.
I never chewed a scab, or dead skin. This lady my wife used to work for would clip her toe nails and gnaw on them. She used to do something with her 'bacne' but I cant quite remember what it was, I know it was gross though.
now that is grooooosssssss. and by the way... I no longer eat my dead skin or scabs. Just thinking about it is making me sick... its like eating yourself. Ok that sounds wrong... I would eat myself if I could... maybe. I have never seen a porn of a chick doing that... plenty of guys on porn do it, I wanna see a chick , eating herself.
Wow... eating your dead skin... blaugh. I am weird about skin. Cuts, needles, stitches or anything that tears or punctures skin grosses me out. I won't look at my stitches if I have them. I have a scar from stitches that turned kinda keloidish or hypertrophic and you can see each stitch and it kinda grosses me out because it looks like a centipede. My sister used to terrorize me with her sunburn peel. She would tear them and roll them in little balls and throw them at me. God that would freak me out and make me so sick.
