Men are perverts

Discussion in 'Dating and Relationships' started by BIGMAMA, Jan 3, 2009.

  1. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    Sorry pukey, I was giving you a compliment.

    A low mile limited edition monkey is special. I didnt check out the link when you posted it, I will have to one day.

    Reminds me of that line in Harlem Nights, "Her stuff is so good if you threw it up into the air it'd make sunshine"

    :)
     
  2. Nauseous

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    You didn't check out the link of her monkey? What's wrong with you? I have to admit, that I am jealous of it. Mine looks like a turkey neck.

    I always like to tell people that. I also like to tell people that I wipe back to front and that my areolas look like slices of bologna.
     
  3. BIGMAMA

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    most chicks are jelous of my monkey - shoot - I cant find the link- and with the new computer- all my bookmarks are gone- dodo

    come on- Pukey- I know you saved it - post it for me

    I hate my areolas .. they are big...like Anna Nicole' s maybe a little bigger

    oh I guess I could find the thread on here
     
  4. phatboy

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    I dont get online a lot at home, and I wasnt going to open it at work. Thats the last thing I need popping up on my internet usage report.

    "no, its not porn, its art, look how pretty it is..."

    :)



    + Ive seen enough in times a round the block. It's not 'if you've seen one you've seen them all' its more like 'if you've seen one, you want to see them all' (thanks ron white)

    I think the most recent one Ive seen that I remember, was the britney pick where it looked like roast beef. Not a pretty monkey shot. She should do a playboy lay out to get rid of the bad publicity.
     
  5. phatboy

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    I think its actually in this thread, I just havent been on at home to go back and look at it. maybe I should do it on my phone...
     
  6. BIGMAMA

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    mine is kinda deformed and unique.. looks like I have no lips - so not Arby's ad goin on down here. But my anus has huge lips - eww just kidding

    wait till you get home... and have a free hand :) - then put on a tool belt and make me a pic ;)

    here it is - it was in the Ouch thread

    http://forums.fugly.com/showpost.php?p=176374&postcount=11
     
  7. phatboy

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    I think my belt is in the utility room.....

    .....so you prefer that to the bunker gear with suspenders??

    (Bunker gear is the stuff firefighters wear when they fight fires)


    *The more you know!
     
  8. BIGMAMA

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    I prefer a cop outfit - ohh yeah... a cop with a tool belt.. building a dog house... or working on a car...with a little black smudge of engine sut on your face.. mmm - WTF is wrong with me?
     
  9. phatboy

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    You have been married to Sissy men. That was easy.
     
  10. BIGMAMA

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    I wonder if men ever feel like that- Have a very sissy girly prissy bitch... and have the urge for a big ol butch bitch like myself. - I dont think they do.

    yeah I want a big manly man- I get turned on by the cartoon guy on the Brawny papertowels . - sad - but true ... but the truth is a manly man- would not like me... they wouldnt put up with my smartass goofy personality
     
  11. phatboy

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    I actually laughed pretty good at your brawny man reference.

    I dont know about other 'manly men' but I dont really have a type. There isnt like a certain thing about a girl that makes me drool. My wife is a pretty good smart ass, so that is something that you two have in common. The funny thing is that we will be thinking the same thing a lot. We are people watchers, so if we are out somewhere and see somebody 'fugly' we will both have a comment or two. Usually like 'WTF was she thinking leaving the house like that?" There is a lady that picks her kids up from school and she will be in the most f'd up stuff. I swear one day she was wearing a shower curtain. Hilarious.
     
  12. BIGMAMA

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    we have those people too... funny when I was sick last week- and drank a bunch of Nyquil... I dreamed I went to the little country gas station wearing a bathing suit ... I told my sister... she told the old guy that works/owns it... and when I went there last night... he said- "gald you are wearing clothes" I almost died... thinking high on nyquil I actually drove up there in a swim suit. kinda funny -

    I dont make of people anymore... I made fun of fat people... and well- it came back on me .

    Now I will only make fun of people with a lot of money- see if it turns out the same way.
     
  13. Nauseous

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    I make fun of everyone and people get on me that I am too critical of people. I don't care. I pick on everyone on tv. That's what they are there for... for me to belittle. Making fun of others DOES make me feel good about myself.
     
  14. BIGMAMA

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    I made fun of my sister's fat baby... and told her she was going to end up on Maury ... and now Amir is what 10 ....months... wearing 24 month old clothes. He is huge..and tall. I just hope next year I am not on Maury saying
    "my 2 year old weighs 76 lbs - and there aint nuffin wrong wiff dat"

    he eats more then the 9 year old -
     
  15. Nauseous

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    I think fat babies are cute. Big fat bald babies are my favorites. The baby on Roseanne was cute. The baby she had later on the show. It was super big... I'll look for a pic.
     
  16. Nauseous

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    Can't find one.
     
  17. BIGMAMA

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    I added 3 new pics to my album on here... you can go see my fat Mexican lookin baby.

    oh yeah LOMO- you wanted to see the Star Wars crap I got off craigslist... I added 31 pic of it on the Myspace... that was only about a 3rd of it...I gave half on his B-day... then of course every damn day he begged to open one or two before X-mas
     
  18. Nauseous

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    Your kids are cute. I think if I had kids, they would be ugly so I'm glad I don't have any.
     
  19. phatboy

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    You know, it may come as a shock, but babies eat what you give them. If you dont want to make him a little porker, cut back on his food, or get better food. Of course then again I may have the only 8 year old that the Wii fit says needs to gain weight. He is a hummingbird. He eats all kinds of junk, but he is wide open till he finally passes out asleep. Probably a little adhd, but I am not putting him on medicine because he has a high metabolism and is self motivated. He is a July baby, younger than everyone in his grade at school and has the highest grades, minus conduct, which is cool with me.

    My wife gets mad cause I tell his teacher that he's bored, challenge him. But its true. Both kids are in a magnet school, that you actually have to test into, not one of the snotty buy in ones. I think its one of the top 2 or 3 elementary/middle schools in Ga. (which probably isnt saying much).

    C.T. Walker Traditional Magnet School
    k-8

    Now Im off to do some firefighting training.
     
  20. Nauseous

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    Brag much? ;)

    You don't have one of those "my kids an honor roll student" stickers, do you?
     

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