Iv been on this site for at least twenty minutes and so far its shit. How do I antagonise people into a exchange of insults ? Obviously I'm a sad and lonely individual and even a hate filled exchange would feed my need for human interaction. I might just go back to wanking off over unicorn photos if something interesting doesn't happen soon. What a bag of cunts you all are. Thanks for reading.
Non of you shit smugglers have replied. That's not very nice of you now is it. Here's me making a effort to communicate my inner beauty and not one of you fuckwizards even bother to acknowledge my effort. I hope you all get ran over by a train. Thanks for reading pals : )
Hi pals ! Its me again Hey I just went off to do something , have a shit or buy some fags or something . But I'm back now . Oh ... Still no reply . Well I guess your all busy. I'll just waite . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . BASTARDS !
Hey chums Its me again Sorry for calling you all bastards , that was wrong of me , hey who knows maybe something important came up , that's it isn't it ? Well in that case I completely understand , we will laugh about it later when were best friends and I'm staying over at your house and . Its funny because some times its like I know just what your about to say . And some times we sleep in the same bed , but were not guy or anything , its just to keep warm.
Then there was that time you started going out with that girl Allison and we didn't hang out so much . She was a bitch , I wasn't jealous or anything I just knew she wasn't right for you. Just how a best friend knows , I was glad when she mysteriously disappeared . Some times I hide in the bushes outside your house and wank off while watching you through the window. Not in a gay way though , I know you'd understand if you knew.
Its a shame you had to move to spain , but guess what ? its ok because iv decided I'm moving to spain too ,weird huh ? I know. I really don't know who analy raped your pet dog and taped a picture of your face to its head , or why the cops kept asking me about it. The joke about putting a restraining order on me was really funny , we are so alike , we have just the same sense of humour. Giggle .
I'm glad we are best friends again even though we haven't spoke to each other for a couple of years , but its ok because sometimes when I'm watching you through the high powered surveillance equipment I sold my house to buy you look right at me and mouth the words "I love you" so its cool. Guess what ? Iv had a great idea , I could dress up like a woman with the cloths I stole of a washing line last night and we could pretend I'm a girl ! Just so you can practice what its like with woman , it wouldn't be gay if its just practice . And if you pretend my bums a vagina then that just makes us two strait guys .
I could wear a sexy red dress , stockings and suspenders and you could take me out to fancy restaurants . It wouldn't be gay , it would just be our joke , because only we would know I'm not really a woman ! Ha It would be really funny. Every one would say have he's got a girl friend but the joke would be on them because really your just fucking me up the ass !
Maybe sometimes you could tape a picture of your dogs face to the back of my head and do me from behind ? Just a thought.
Hi back Do you own a dog ? I prefer cats myself Thanks for acknowledging my existence. Have you ever notice what a nice word "popadom" is ? I find it delightful Popodom popadom popadom See ?
Nawww…cats are for homos n old ladies. i like me pets to be like me men-thick, meaty n agressive. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buiHbNIAGR0
I can see by your avatar that you like hansom muscley black guys but how do you feel about skinny ugly white guys who live with there mum ? Because this could be your lucky day !
Here's some more of my juicy statistics . Height- average. Hair - mid length greasy bowl head. Penis - minuscule bordering on non existent. Eyes - one. Occupation - benefit scrounger. Religion - jahovas witness (god botherer) Hobbies and interests - collecting stamps and train watching. So hit me up if your looking for disappointing hot 2 minute lovin from a man like me. I await your eager response I'm rubbing my nipples ! And I think I'm hard.....carnt really tell for sure though.
LOL! nuthn a hercut some tats n a trip to JD Sports cant sort out lmao! av u tried shavin yer balls? that caan increase yer nobbage.
Ok , I'm shaving my balls now. .. ..ouch ....oow ....ah.....eek .... There ,oh yeah , it looks huge ! I'm looking at myself in the mirror Oh yeah That's good Now I'm slipping a finger up my bum. Ooooow ! I dear I've made a mess .
