Two faggots were visiting a zoo, when they found themselves at the gorilla cage. The gorilla was sitting there with a huge erection. Unable to contain himself one of the men reaches in to touch it. As soon as his arm goes into the cage, the gorilla grabs him, and takes him into the cage... slams him to the floor and fucks him senseless. A few days later in hospital the boyfriend visits and asks his partner if he is hurt... "Hurt... Hurt... You bet I'm hurt. He hasn't phoned, he hasn't written..." Q: What do you call a fag that doesn't have aids? A: A lucky cocksucker. Q: What did the poof do when he missed his boyfriend? A: He shit in his hand and had a wank. Q: Did you hear about the gay rabbit? A: He found a hare up his ass. Q: What is a shit? A: A faggot's wet dream. Q: Why are faggots always the quickest out of a burning building? A: Because they've already got their shit packed. Q: What do you call a gay dentist? A: The tooth fairy! If u have n e more post them!!!
ROBIN HOOD (The Untold Story) You've heard the tale of Robin Hood And how he did poor people good There is more to this famous story of Sherwood Forest's pride and glory At night when all the robbing was done The merry men would have some fun In fact it would be fair to say The merry men were rather gay As Little John starts to unwind Robin takes him from behind As they frolic in the grass Robin rams it up his arse One night when they were all at play A gorgeous maiden came their way She sauntered up to Friar Tuck And said "I'm Marion - wanna fuck?" Friar could not believe his ears "She's offering sex to all us queers!" While he recovered from the shock Robin presented her with his cock Marion's clothes were off in a flash And three merry men all had a bash For Marion this was sheer bliss As they filler her every orifice When all was done she gave a whine "Thank you boys for a lovely time. But for your pleasure you must pay I've got the pox - have a nice day." "Now listen here" said Friar Tuck "We really don't give a fuck" "The laughs on you, you silly cow" "We're all got AIDS - so who's fucked now!"
