YOU'RE ALL BASTARDS

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Nursey, Nov 9, 2001.

  1. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    I NEED A SHAG

     
  2. Nursey

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    ...and more drugs,too
     
  3. ssb

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    I need both of those things as well nursey...i havent had a shag for weeks coz i got a nasty virus has made my pussy weep foul smelling discharge(it itchies as well
    ) so i daren't shag till its cleared up. and i need drugs to clear up my virus and to feed to someone guy/girl so they will shag me while i have this thing.
    Damn if i ever catch up with the person who gave this to me im gonna poke pins in them.
     
  4. Nursey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i used to wank but i dont now:
    I need both of those things as well nursey...i havent had a shag for weeks coz i got a nasty virus has made my pussy weep foul smelling discharge(it itchies as well
    ) so i daren't shag till its cleared up. and i need drugs to clear up my virus and to feed to someone guy/girl so they will shag me while i have this thing.
    Damn if i ever catch up with the person who gave this to me im gonna poke pins in them.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    OH you dirty cow!
    Pimp once rendered my pussy an angry inflamed,itching,weepy mess by insisting i was still present enough in my body after about 12 hours(OR SO) of constant sex and drug-taking to be willing and eager for more when i was in actual fact drifting into bizarrely surreal semi-dreamstate worlds...and i found (after a few days of severe squirming) that T-TREE CREAM applied to afflicted area was relief beyond measure...just watch me...!i blaze trails!
     
  5. ssb

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    The only way to piss when your pussy is in a state of shock is in a warm bath..as i found out after a session with an over eager beaver eater who hadnt shaved..swollen lips were the only thing i got out of that experience
     
  6. Nursey

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    Pimp doesn't shave...and he pisses in my bath.
     
  7. ssb

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    LMFAO...next time he does it put your finger over the end and have a shower instead.
     
  8. Nursey

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    I don't think i'll do that,actually...
     
  9. ssb

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    Your choice but there nothing better than hot piss squirting all over your body.Fucking fantastic feeling.
     
  10. Nursey

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    ...well...maybe if the drugs i'm on are extra specially nice!
     
  11. kitana

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    ok, after reading those posts, i think i have been traumatized. damn my vivid imagination...
     
  12. Nicodemus

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kitana Wants Disorder:
    ok, after reading those posts, i think i have been traumatized. damn my vivid imagination... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Well, I'll try to use fast film for your self mutilation pics, then. I wouldn't want to miss any of the vivid details. So do you have an address, or is your mobile home truly mobile? Time's-a tickin'!
     
  13. PinkorBrown69

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    Awww... Poor Nursey!
     
  14. Emetic

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote
    Probably not - I'm sure K's family invited the neighbors over for a "Takin-the-Wheels-Off" party shortly after they parked.
     
  15. canine_STD

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Emetic:
    Probably not - I'm sure K's family invited the neighbors over for a "Takin-the-Wheels-Off" party shortly after they parked.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    They'll have dowsed them with diesel between the two trailers so they could roast Raccoons over them and heat their cider.
     
  16. kitana

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    FUCK all of u!
    i live in a house that my grandfather built.
    you've seen my pic, the house in the background, thats where i currently live.
    its a small house, with lots of family history.
     
  17. canine_STD

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kitana Wants a friend:
    you've seen my pic,B]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Oh realy, where? Did it come with frame?
     
  18. Nursey

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
    Awww... Poor Nursey!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    ...yeah.
     
  19. pimpchichi

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    fuck you...

    and especially fuck you pinky...
    and fuck you pissybath .. oh thats me.. erm... fuck all of you.. but not pissybath ('cos thats me)
     
  20. PinkorBrown69

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
    ...yeah.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    Awww...
     

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