Jones' soda company, yes the guys who make the turkey and dressing soda, have a new "Seattle Seahawks flavor pack". what are these WONDERFUL new flavors you ask? 1.Natural Field Turf Soda, Oh Joy, i just can never get ENOUGH of the flavor of wheatgrass, now i can enjoy it ice cold, carbonated and with sugar! 2.Sports Cream Soda, Yummy, people always catch me sucking on a tub of Icy-hot, now i can drink it! YUM YUM! 3.Perspiration Soda Hmmm ever wondered what it would taste lke to lick the area between the nutsack, and thigh on a homeless bum, on a 90 degree summer day? Well wonder no more!!! 4.Dirt Soda, what KIND of dirt? Sand?fill dirt? compost?!?!?! I wouldn't suggest this to anyone who has ever been buried alive. I hope it comes in diet. 5.The 5th one is Sweet victory, I would assume it is the flavor of congealed orphans blood, I could be wrong though. The thanksgiving pack was kinda campy, and different, but I could handle Turkey and dressing soda, perspiration is just wayyyyyyyy too over the line of good taste. I'll post the thanksgiving pack if you guys want to see it. I must admit, Pumpkin Pie Flavored soda doesn't sound that bad. Green Bean casserole is disgusting in any form.
