However, I am willing to listen to your case as to why you think you deserve more credit and may in fact be better than me as ridiculous as that might sound. However, as you know it is highly unlikey for this to be the case otherwise I would have just declared myself the winner to begin with.
Well masturbating actually helps prevent prostatits so I just suggest that next time don't let the midget stick his arm up your ass. Their arms may appear small and enticing to you but apparently they aren't small enough.
No! No! No! Sir, You are embarassing me. You are surely much better than myself. How could I stand up against one such as yourself. You sir are a giant among men, a giant I say. Surely there can be none better than yourself. I am quite sure of it. I would be proud to stand at your side for a mere few seconds to bask in the reflected light of your greatness.