You never guess what happen to me...

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Sexual Chocolate, Jan 23, 2003.

  1. Sexual Chocolate

    Sexual Chocolate New Member

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    I dun' actually fucked a lady!

    No! it's true!

    I was at dis bar and this boy come up to me askin questions and shit... I starts talking to him, he be cool... One thing lead to anotha and he just start suckin' my dick! I'm diggin and all, then I turn he around to tag the back door, and as Im hittin' it, I reach up to grab a hold o' him - TURN OUT HE GOT A HOLE WHERE HE NEED TO HAVE A DICK!

    I got fooled! I ain't never dun had sex with no woman in over 10 year, and this little slut come up to me and play me like that...

    Man, what this world be comin to, anyway?
     
  2. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Did you enjoy yourself?
     
  3. Smokey McPot

    Smokey McPot Member

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    I'm very proud of you, Mark Henry.
     
  4. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    HHAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHA...fuckin awesome...cheered me up no end that has

    Chocolate, did you feel 'violated'? *sniggers*
     
  5. unlimited-time

    unlimited-time Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sexual Chocolate:
    I dun' actually fucked a lady!

    No! it's true!

    I was at dis bar and this boy come up to me askin questions and shit... I starts talking to him, he be cool... One thing lead to anotha and he just start suckin' my dick! I'm diggin and all, then I turn he around to tag the back door, and as Im hittin' it, I reach up to grab a hold o' him - TURN OUT HE GOT A HOLE WHERE HE NEED TO HAVE A DICK!

    I got fooled! I ain't never dun had sex with no woman in over 10 year, and this little slut come up to me and play me like that...

    Man, what this world be comin to, anyway?
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    This disturbs me Tell me SC,ease my pain, she was a nigger as well wasn't she?
     
  6. Cigarettes

    Cigarettes New Member

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    My god, what is this world comeing to. When a woman can dress like a man a fool a gay guy. Its just sad.
     
  7. Sexual Chocolate

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    Enjoy it? Well when I try to give the reach-around it kinda startle me, but I was ready to bust anyway so I just let it go.
    Suppose if I"d laid off the juice before I done met him (her), maybe I'd know better an none o this shit would've gone down...

    I ain't feel violated so much as cheated, now. We was at her flat, so as soon as I seen what goin' down (and after i bust my nut), I got on outta there.

    She weren't no sista, actually, it was some asian bitch. Now i knows them asians got themselves some little-ass woods, but that didn't stop me from goin back home with "him". Shit, I remember grabbin hold of that hairy-ass bush thinking maybe i couldn't find it at first.

    All I knows is that I best keep my fool mouth shut when I'm with my boys or they be laughin at me like I's a dumbass... Damn this shit be embarassin.
     
  8. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    This is most disturbing, SC. And to think, you probably gave that poor, confused little girl the AIDS, too.
     
  9. dominated

    dominated New Member

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    Haha sex with a GIRL! The very idea....lol

    I was raised to suck dick, so to speak.
     
  10. Tojo Burbage

    Tojo Burbage New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Shaved and enslaved:
    Haha sex with a GIRL! The very idea....lol

    I was raised to suck dick, so to speak.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    You were raised as a dick that sucks, so to speak, would be more appropriate?
     

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