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Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by -po0p, Sep 7, 2001.

  1. -po0p

    -po0p New Member

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    ok here is the deal

    i want a blow up doll

    its up to one of you ungreatful mongloids to hook me up with one
     
  2. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Don't go!I'll get the doll!!!First give me a chance to make some phonecalls as i need to find out where 'she' is presently residing ('she's' been doing the rounds)I WILL be able to locate 'her' eventually,just please don't leave the fucking forum...you wait here sir...i'll be right back!

    [ September 08, 2001: Message edited by: Nursey ]
     
  3. -po0p

    -po0p New Member

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    -waits
     
  4. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    ....GASP....GASP....I GOT 'HER'...GASP....FUCK'S SAKE!!!!YOU HAVE NO IDEA JUST WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH TONIGHT TRYING TO TRACK THIS DOWN!!!!First i went ALL AROUND TOWN in a taxi on a wild goose chase being told that 'so and so' saw 'her' at this place and that,till i eventually ended up at a bar in the red light district where i was informed 'Dwania' had just left with a group world class celebrities-one being Will Smith-to go to a party at someone called 'Sarah's'.I got to the address i was given,and was greeted at the door by a hideous butch looking bitch with glasses and ushered into a dingy,dark,sweaty hellhole where i spotted Will making full use of 'Dwania's' extremely competent reinforced micro-latex electric powered clenching rear sphincter.When he had quite finished exuberantly pumping his load I went to snatch 'her' away and was accosted by a crazed,stinking,skeletal crackhead called 'L.T.' who tried to 'mesmerise' me with hideous,freaky,snakey type 'karate' moves and grab 'Dwania' from me before collapsing and convulsing on the floor.
    Don't say i'm not good to you!

    [ September 02, 2002: Message edited by: Nursey ]
     
  5. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    i shall never sleep again, for fear of nightmares
     
  6. Disorder

    Disorder New Member

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    jeeeezus
     
  7. -po0p

    -po0p New Member

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    ok
    i said i wanted a blow up doll not a pic of pinkorihdgfg69

    and i actually want someone to buy me one

    and i want one that is unused. course if its been cleaned real good i guess i wouldnt mind
     
  8. PinkorBrown69

    PinkorBrown69 New Member

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    Hey Poop-Scoop! What's the 'ihdgfg' in pinkorihdgfg69 mean? I'll probably regret asking, but what the hell...
     
  9. GreenAppleSplatters

    GreenAppleSplatters New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:

    ....GASP....GASP....I GOT 'HER'...GASP....FUCK'S SAKE!!!!YOU HAVE NO IDEA JUST WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH TONIGHT TRYING TO TRACK THIS DOWN!!!!First i went ALL AROUND TOWN in a taxi on a wild goose chase being told that 'so and so' saw 'her' at this place and that,till i eventually ended up at a bar in the red light district where i was informed 'Dwania' had just left with a group world class celebrities-one being Will Smith-to go to a party at someone called 'Sarah's'.I got to the address i was given,and was greeted at the door by a hideous butch looking bitch with glasses and ushered into a dingy,dark,sweaty hellhole where i spotted Will making full use of 'Dwania's' extremely competent reinforced micro-latex electric powered clenching rear sphincter.When he had quite finished exuberantly pumping his load I went to snatch 'her' away and was accosted by a crazed,stinking,skeletal crackhead called 'L.T.' who tried to 'mesmerise' me with hideous,freaky,snakey type 'karate' moves and grab 'Dwania' from me before collapsing and convulsing on the floor.
    Don't say i'm not good to you!
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    You've got skills schizo...
     
  10. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PinkorBrown69:
    Hey Poop-Scoop! What's the 'ihdgfg' in pinkorihdgfg69 mean? I'll probably regret asking, but what the hell...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    it means poOp probably bashed the middle of the keyboard while typing brown...

    probably a brown-bagger going cold turkey
     
  11. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey:
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    Did anyone else get flashbacks from the old arcade game "Alien Syndrome" when they stared into the genitals and anus of this horrid creature?
     

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