You kNow, IHN's wife is the most generous person I know.

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Dwaine Scum, Apr 22, 2001.

  1. Dwaine Scum

    Dwaine Scum New Member

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    Sher is giving free dance lessons to the local homeless mexicans! I heard her say she was going to show Jose "The Open Mouthed Jellied-neck head bob" today... what a caring person!
     
  2. Fuck-It

    Fuck-It New Member

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    She sounds like a real stand up broad
     
  3. I HATE NAGGERS

    I HATE NAGGERS New Member

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    Fucking lying cunt. She told me she was taking finals at vet school this week....
     
  4. mudslinger

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    Vietnam Vet? What the fuck do they need to go to school for?
     
  5. Cheezedawg

    Cheezedawg Guest

    Deprogramming.
     
  6. Psycho Bob

    Psycho Bob New Member

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    Social Realignment?
     
  7. Nauseous

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    Does anyone know spanish for:

    "Shut the fuck up, or I'm calling the police!"

    "I'll kill your fucking son the next time he hits my car while playing ball in the parking lot."

    "Don't look at me like that!"

    I'd greatly appreciate it.
     
  8. Silent But Deadly

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    Does anyone know spanish for:

    "Shut the fuck up, or I'm calling the police!"

    "I'll kill your fucking son the next time he hits my car while playing ball in the parking lot."

    "Don't look at me like that!"

    I'd greatly appreciate it.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


    I do but Im not much of a writer...and no Im not a fucking wet back spic..
     
  9. kitana

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    "Shut the fuck up, or I'm calling the police!"

    =Cayete lo sico o voy a llamar la policia!


    "I'll kill your fucking son the next time he hits my car while playing ball in the parking lot."

    =Yo voy a matar tu pinche hijo si pega mi carro cuando esta jugando con el pelota!

    "Don't look at me like that!"

    =No me miras asi!

    i made had an 'A' in spanish for (i think) 3 yrs in a row. ask me anything, i should be able to translate.
     
  10. kitana

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    CORRECTION:
    I'll kill your fucking son the next time he hits my car while playing ball in the parking lot."

    =Yo voy a matar tu pinche hijo si pega mi carro cuando esta jugando con LA pelota!
     
  11. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Well shit, kitana. You know spanish? I took french. Are you spanish?
     
  12. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Silent But Deadly:

    I do but Im not much of a writer...and no Im not a fucking wet back spic..
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

    dryback spic?
     
  13. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    my sister speaks fluent spanish....
    lives in barcelona with her columbian boyfriend and 2 kids
     
  14. Silent But Deadly

    Silent But Deadly New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana:


    i made had an 'A' in spanish for (i think) 3 yrs in a row. ask me anything, i should be able to translate.
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    Yea an "A" for ass..
    You know damn well you learned spanish from hanging in the back of the lowrider getting pumped by the greasy mexican dishwashers...

    am I right holmes??
     
  15. cleanergeezer

    cleanergeezer New Member

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    <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous:
    Does anyone know spanish for:

    "Shut the fuck up, or I'm calling the police!"

    "I'll kill your fucking son the next time he hits my car while playing ball in the parking lot."

    No need!
    just twat the fuckers!
    It`s a universal language,
    we built an empire by working on the simple idea that if they pretend that they don`t understand, they must be taking the piss, and are asking for a twating!

    Try shouting, if they still pretend not to understand, take as many friends as you can with you, and give `em a twating, they`ll soon work it out.
    Look on the bright side, if they still continue piss you of, you now have cart blanch to batter them anytime you just happen to be having a bad day!
    Ahh, the joys of being an expat are many!


    I'd greatly appreciate it.
    <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

     
  16. Nauseous

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    I may regret asking this, but... how does one administer a "twatting"?
     
  17. pimpchichi

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    it's limey ebonics for a beating....
     
  18. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Damn, pimp! You know all the slang!
     
  19. pimpchichi

    pimpchichi Active Member

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    yeah.. i'm a mine of useless disinformation
     

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