YOU FUCKING EVIL BASTARDS...YOU MADE ME CRY

Post the pic`s or shut the fuck up.

 

i dont have any pictures of me sucking a man off... i could get some of me eating a girl...
I WANT TO STATE THAT I LIKE MEN MORE THAN WOMEN
AND THAT ALL ENGLISH ARE LIKE ME

 

well there is about 4 of us on here this morning then!!

well I cant sleep!

Im stoned!

Im bored!

got no-one to wank!

and i think its that time again!.............

 

share the wealth!

*needs more weed*

 

SO DOES ANYONE HAVE THE TV ON AT THIS TIME...I DO... ITS NOT PORN THO ITS BBC NEWS 24

 

i am pretty fucking cained right now, pot good.. wank good

everyone needs these things:

sexual relief
reality relief


have a nice night

 

Well, purely in the interest of helping my fellow man/woman, who`s in north London then?

 

I DONT WANNA SAY THIS BUT IM IN ESSEX... I HOPE THAT DOESNT SPOIL YOUR PERDEPTIONS OF ME...

 

WOOP-A-FUCKING-OOPS

P.E.R.C.E.P.T.I.O.N

 

Leave the "White shoes" at the bottom of the bed, we`ll dance around then later!

 

OOOH... IS THAT AN INVITE TO YOUR BED?

 

you guys are probably gonna laugh at me for posting this but....what's wanking??? i'm not down with all this english lingo.

 

exeter bo selectaah

 

Mr Stella, he says YES!!!!!!!!!! Nice of you to offer to come over, I`ll open a babysham for you.

 

WANKING = MASTERBATING

 

YAY... BABYSHAM MY FAVOURITE

DO YOU HAVE THE LITTLE UMBRELLAS?

ALSO MY ESCORT HAS BROKEN DOWN COME AND PICK ME UP AND WE CAN GET A MACDONALDS ON THE WAY TO YOURS OR WE COULD JUST SHAG IN YOUR CAR

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kaye:
you guys are probably gonna laugh at me for posting this but....what's wanking??? i'm not down with all this english lingo. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Kaye: You find yourself all alone, mum `n` dad are out for the night, your friends are busy, you work it out, then you have a wank!

 

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by i_dont_wank:
YAY... BABYSHAM MY FAVOURITE

DO YOU HAVE THE LITTLE UMBRELLAS?

ALSO MY ESCORT HAS BROKEN DOWN COME AND PICK ME UP AND WE CAN GET A MACDONALDS ON THE WAY TO YOURS OR WE COULD JUST SHAG IN YOUR CAR <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Now your talking!

 

YAY... COOL

BUT I DONT THINK I CAN MAKE IT... I THINK I WANKED A BIT TOO MUCH...
ILL NEVER BE ABLE TO HAVE SEX AGAIN...SHIT
MY FIANCES GONNA BE PISSED

 

BLOOD CLOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!