i wanted this guy to be my pet tard, but he wont chat with me. His Yahoo Profile My Yahoo Profile does anyone here have any pet tards besides Nursey?
Hey! He sounds like he has a touch of ADD too! "Hobbies: Drawing, skating, running, finding things to do."
Is he at a party or something? He's trying to act all cool and everything with that fucking paint all over his face lol
i think it was for halloween...i wonder what he looks like w/o make up... you can see he is growing a shaggy beard, looks like...
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by rattila the hon: i have a gaggle of bitches that do shit for me. no pettards though.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> wow what do they do for you? <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nauseous: Hey! He sounds like he has a touch of ADD too! "Hobbies: Drawing, skating, running, finding things to do."<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> hmmmmm...possible "running from the cops"
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: does anyone here have any pet tards besides Nursey?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> No, just Nursey. But I am hoping to get some more realy soon cos she bites
You call your retarded daughter 'Nursey' now??? I object-change it to 'Dawn' or 'Fuckhead' or something else similarly suitable immediately!
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stranger: Oh, I didn't realise family counted. Make that two then <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Indeed-and there's only two places she could have inherited that from...her mother or her mother's choice of partner!It's only too apparent that she definitely takes after her mother in some respects: ...i don't know what it is with you 'earthmother's' and your obsession with menstruation...it's fucking sickening! And I must have left you really devastated at some point in the past without even having realised it!You see,I had no idea you were so traumatised as to feel the need to go as far as to adopt a retard and call it 'Nursey',to-no doubt-vent your frustrations on and mercilessly abuse!Ahh well,makes a nice little friend for 'tard keed' now that Chas and Dave have left home.
ewww! i wont be able to look at a tampon the same again. nursey: how should i go about getting a pet tard?
I wouldn't normally have an answer to that,but in your case-it's startlingly obvious!Go out into the trailerpark and get yourself laid without contraception,and whatever *pops out* 9 months later will be your very own pet retard!
hey fuck you! i dont live in a trailer park, and i dont want to have sex with anyone in my neighborhood
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: Indeed-and there's only two places she could have inherited that from....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Or it could have occured as the result of several sharp blows to the head when she was a young screaming infant, resulting in a more placid, peaceful and comliant child. I did not abuse you! You deserved each and every one of those beatings. And if I knew you were going to be fishing my tampons out of the bin, making sick artwork and sucking on them, I never would've adopted you in the first place. *boot* You are dirty, dirty, sick girl. *promptly packs her in a crate and posts her back to Pimp*
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nursey: ...i don't know what it is with you 'earthmother's' and your obsession with menstruation...it's fucking sickening! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> NOOOO!NOOOO!PLEASE....TAKE THE HORRID PICTURES AWAYYYY! <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Deep emotional wisdom and knowledge of the life force cycles with our menses. Fill your Goddess with a drop of menstrual blood and seal with candle wax. Keep her in a place of honor and acknowledge this valuable gift given you each moon. Menstrual Goddess reminds us to tune into our bodies for knowledge about what is best for us. She is an empowering gift for girls coming into menarch, as well as women through all stages of their cycles. 2" tall. Comes with Menstrual Goddess card above. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kitana: LMFAO. who got beat up as a baby?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> your future children?
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="verdana">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by m2k: your future children?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> i am not gonna breed, obviously it was you who got beat as a child...
