WWND ?!

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Samanthasez, May 22, 2005.

  1. Samanthasez

    Samanthasez New Member

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    What WOULD she do? If one started a thread about her, pretending to be HER (her worse fears, imagined: they haunt her because she's deathly afraid of ANYONE "one-upping" her and perhaps EXPOSING her for the sociopath that she is)

    I think one would have start it out like this:

    1.) pay somebody to do a really nifty little layering Effect on Photoshop, so one could be THE COOLEST chick at Fugly....get pictures of random Fugly members and crop their (teheehht!) faces to collages one has made up like a junior high art project!

    2.) Not tolerate any one else's point of view and go into lengthy diatribes as to why that person (especially if she is female and attractive) is a complete and utter waste of life, while spewing on and on about how much each persons life is "meaningful".

    3.) Get one's boyfriend (who actually is a boring, useless toad) to back "up" any comments one makes: Because you can't have too many fans! (especially if they're male)

    4.) Get one's gay friends to post insults to whomever one feels is "challenging" the 'Territorial Pissings' and have them post really NEAT things such as: "Teeeheeet!" and "Cunt. Oh, sorry wrong thread. cunt" etc.

    5.) Be as obnoxious as possible, at any given moment whilst proclaiming anyone else's posts or beliefs/thoughts as "lame, worthless" etc.

    That's just a start.
    We should add to this as much as possible, because this list needs to be updated periodically for breakdowns and whatnot, etc.
     
  2. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Now just you calm down now Shammy. It's all about having fun!:eek:
     
  3. Samanthasez

    Samanthasez New Member

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    Oh, let's not get all RATIONAL this late in the "game", N. --that would be FAR too ....congenial....! We can't have THAT , now can we?!



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  4. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Someone needs a hug!
     
  5. Samanthasez

    Samanthasez New Member

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  6. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Stop breathing and play dead. She'll sniff you a few times and walk away.

    If you're lucky she might sniff your crotch.
     
  7. Samanthasez

    Samanthasez New Member

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    Oh, is THAT how the game works?


    Well, nauseous, you've got a point!
     
  8. Nauseous

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    She also has a needle-like effect. Watch out for her prick!
     
  9. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Stop projecting your fantasies there Pukey! And how's your strangely traumatised sounding doggy doing these days?
     
  10. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    And Pimp, I'm not referring to you! :p
     
  11. Nauseous

    Nauseous Active Member

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    Nursey, you ruined THE WHOLE EFFECT of my follow-up post!

    He's dealing well with my munchausen syndrome by proxy.
     
  12. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Jesus. In future, try pm'ing me the script in advance to avoid such inconveniences??? Pfffff! :arrow:
     
  13. Samanthasez

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    Why? So you won't be made to look like the weirdo you are?

    Smoke and mirrors, baby! Smoke and mirrors!
     
  14. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    Jesus FUCK. Even a profoundly retarded jizzmop like you ought to be able to do better than "weirdo".

    How dare you.

    I resent and reject the implication that Nursey and I are "friends". I think "allies" is a more accurate description.
     
  15. Nursey

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    I believe it was Nauseous' post which was ruined, not my own. And she may be weird in other ways, but messing up the continuity of a post doesn't really qualify for the title. I see you've also decided to mirror my 'mirror' analogy. Don't you think anyone notices how unoriginal you are, and how ineffective it renders everything you spout? :?
     
  16. Samanthasez

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    Yes, how dare I ?

    Here comes the Bitch-contingent: so....tell me, "chester": Why do you always suddenly pop up whenever Nutsey and/or her Toad are around? Can all 3 of you post the same message at the same time?

    Prove it!
     
  17. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    "Whenever" they're around might be stretching the truth a fraction, given I stopped posting altogether for about 2 years.

    I think you'll find the reason why you get confused about who's who here has more to do with your lack of intellect and literacy than anything.

    We are, I can guarantee, three different people. We just all happen to think you're a fucking imbecile.
     
  18. Samanthasez

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    All of that really lame response aside, thank you for proving my point in this thread...do we need a review?

    Hint: look at the 1st post.

    I'm still not convinced you're not part of the Nutsey brigade. I.E., "personalities".


     
  19. Dimples

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    does that mean if i think sam is an imbecile i am you three as well? :shock:
     
  20. Nursey

    Nursey Super Moderator

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    Oh dear...the paranoia is starting to get the better of her!

    I prefer 'cuntrades' if you don't mind, Herr Oberstaubenmeister!
     

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