Honestly - I don't know what the fuck I'm looking at, nor what I'm supposed to gather from this picture. As far as I can tell, I've got a turkey, the top of a Chevy, some tree branches, and that's about it. I'm trying not to think of any of these as potential targets, but what the fuck am I missing?
Oh... wait. I just now saw the trails of shit running down the window. Does that have anything to do with the answer?
Basically yes. My dad sent me that. There are two turkeys that like to go to their yard and mom does not want dad to kill either of them. But they shit on his truck. Season is I think first of April there. But fuck that it is their yard and no neighbors for a mile at least that direction.
Remind mom that if she keeps feeding those turkeys a high protein/fiber diet, not only will the shit gather in convenient little clusters on the truck, but they'll be so much better to enjoy on Thanksgiving Day. Just another nine months down the line... Kinda like planning a pregnancy! :biggrin:
I have a group of wild turkeys that come out during the day every once in while... I have caught them eating my cat food. I hate those things. I wonder why they are alive, with all the damn coyotes here. I guess they sleep in trees at night. I love animals, but turkeys piss me off, and creep me out
I have seen a few in my neighborhood and I get all excited like a kid and clap and my hands and have to pull the car over and watch them.
