WTF ever happened to Ulfur?

Discussion in 'General Mayhem' started by Lomotil, Mar 18, 2006.

  1. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    I've noticed a general lack of anti-semitism here on the boards... What happened to him?

    And UT?

    Rat?

    I saw Chee-dog poke his neck in here on my way to the shitter, I was going to talk to him, but I tripped over Harlan's toys in the hallway. He was gone by the time I got back from beating that little messy bundle-of-joy.
     
  2. Schmed

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    Ulf just PM'ed me about a week ago, he is around, i dont think he as the connection o something right now, and i miss my LVOE-er Ratty....
     
  3. Lomotil

    Lomotil Active Member

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    Hey man... I saw that ass first.

    Besides, don't you dig geishas?
     
  4. Schmed

    Schmed New Member

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    That's why it straight up LVOE , and not love bitch.
     
  5. Lomotil

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    That's funny, that time you left your messenger on, Chew loin Fat over there got on and told me you can never get it straight up.

    I guess it's best, really... I mean, with those horizontal vaginas I bet it works out in your favor. No ronder you make more srant-eye women horrah rike rions. Good job, roundeye! :)
     
  6. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    UT is probably raising her hell-spawn.
     
  7. diogenes

    diogenes New Member

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    I love you Reiz.
     
  8. Reizvolles

    Reizvolles Active Member

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    Stalking motherfucker.
     
  9. diogenes

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    "That which is done in love is always beyond good and evil." Friedrich Nietzshce. I love you Reiz. You really need a hug. If you weren't halfway across the planet, I would.
     
  10. DrBungle

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    Fastest way to get stabbed, dude.
     
  11. diogenes

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    Only if you're hugging Reiz. And in reality the fastest way to get stabbed is to step between Dwayne and a pastry.
     
  12. Reizvolles

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    I wouldn't really stab him. I'd just chop off his tiny little cock.
     
  13. DrBungle

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    Well yeah, but I didn't want to spoil it for him (you)!
     
  14. diogenes

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    You'd love sex with me Reiz. It only takes a minute, and you won't feel a thing. I'm like Batman, I'm in, I'm out, and you never really know if anything happened or not. :)
     
  15. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    You are a sad little man, dio. A sad little man.
     
  16. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    Sad - but honest.
     
  17. chester grape

    chester grape New Member

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    Not completely honest:

     
  18. phatboy

    phatboy New Member

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    damn it, I missed that part.
     
  19. GAS

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    I'm an ass man but rat has fuckin great tits...
     
  20. Reizvolles

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    So does Dwaine.
     

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